Hey guys! This series is based on this bnha series on YouTube that I absolutely love. I wanted to fit my ships from Blue Exorcist into an AU similar to the one in these videos. Please enjoy!

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Rin and Shima met their instructors outside their work building, standing next to the few small tables put out there for lunch hour if people wanted to enjoy the weather in the shade.

One was smoking and the other has a lollipop in his mouth.

"You really shouldn't smoke in the workplace." The taller one said gruffly. He was tall, tan, and buff, even in his suit. He had an undercut and his sharp russet-colored eyes surveyed everything around him.

"We're not in the workplace, Suguro." The shorter one pointed out. He was still tall, but he was vastly different from his partner–Leaner, paler, and colder. Moles dotted his face and behind his glasses shine bright viridian irises. His black hair was cropped short and neat.

"Don't be a smartass, I'm trying to help you." The one named Suguro grunted.

"And you stop eating all that candy. Gets on my nerves when you crunch so loudly." Yukio threw back, rolling his eyes.

"Hey, I'm dying a lot slower than you are, so I'd say I have the right idea." Suguro argued.

Rin and Shima arrived to this exact scene.

"We are pleased to welcome you to our agency. In the beginning stages, you'll be under our supervision."–Suguro

"I'm Agent Suguro Ryuji and this is Agent Egin Yukio. I hope you two are up to what this job entails." Suguro introduced them. Rin and Shima introduced themselves and their first day as Agent Trainees began.

Later, Rin and Shima chilled in their shared apartment, thinking about their hot bosses.

"They're super cool!" Shima cheered.

"They seem pretty chill. I'm glad we got decent bosses to train us." Rin agreed.

"Especially Yukio. God, he's so hot!" Shima went on, not even listening to Rin.

"True. Suguro is so refined, so serious....." Rin joined his friend in thinking of his boss.

"You seriously already have a crush?" Shima teased.

"Is your situation any different though? You just stared at Yukio the whole time. I doubt you listened to a word he said." Rin threw back.

"Alright, so we both have issues involving crushes on superiors now. At least we're in it together." Shima sighed. "And so, I propose a bet!"

"Oh? Hopefully one that won't get us into too much trouble." Rin leaned forward in interest.

"Oh please, you're a trouble magnet and I just make it worse because trouble means fun." Shima scoffed.

"But anyways, I propose a bet. Whoever works up the nerve to kiss their boss first gets bragging rights and has to pay for drinks for the next two months. Sound good?" Shima said.

Rin thought of Suguro kissing his lips and neck as his big hands trailed down his body and blushed while Shima thought of rough makeouts and grinding with Yukio in dark corners and blushed furiously.

Rin agreed and the bet was on.

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"Do you have any questions before you go home?" Suguro asked.

"I do have a question, but it's not really work-related." Rin admitted.

"Go ahead." Suguro encouraged.

"Why do you always have sweets with you?" Rin wondered.

"Heh, figured you'd ask that at some point. I quit smoking and candy is my alternative." Suguro chuckled.

"I figured it was either that or you just had a really intense sweet tooth." Rin grinned.

"Want one?" Suguro offered him a lollipop and for just a second, Rin thought of that same lollipop in his mouth as Suguro slowly undressed him. He grinned wider and took the lollipop. Suguro tried not to let his gaze stray to Rin's lips as they wrapped around the candy.

Shima looked around the workplace for Yukio and finally found him outside smoking again.

"Jesus, even in your own workplace you're hard to find!" Shima stressed.

"You still have to teach me how to do a proper takedown. Rin is already ahead of me." Shima pointed out.

"Don't nag me, I know." Yukio brushed him off.

"Fine, I can just go to Suguro. Maybe he'll teach me a proper takedown." Shima decided, turning to walk away.

"Fine, I'll teach you, but don't complain about my methods." Yukio relented.

He walked to his charge, stomped out his cigarette on the ground, and performed a swift takedown on the man.

Smoke lightly flowed out of his mouth as he spoke lowly in Shima's ear. "Always be ready for a surprise attack."

Shima breifly imagined Yukio over him in a different way, slowly undoing his tie and murmuring hot words in his ear, as he pushed his dress shirt up to expose his stomach before coming back to the present.

"Yes sir." Shima said breathlessly.

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"So how's your end of the deal going?" Shima wondered later at their shared apartment during dinner.

"Pretty well. Suguro's probably a lot easier to flirt with than Yukio, huh?" Rin said with a knowing grin. "God, he's so hot, but so cold at the same time! I love it." Rin could've sworn Shima had hearts in his eyes.

"Mine's gonna be easy~!" Rin sang.

"Yeah sure. He's still a trained agent, Rin. They have rules." Shima reminded him.

"Hey, I barely saw Yukio even responding to you." Rin replied.

They finished their dinner joking and talking about how well they hoped to do in training.

§~•~§~•~§

"You two are doing well with your training and it's the end of the week, so we'll treat you today." Suguro told the two apprentices.

Rin and Shima shared knowing grins and follow the Agents to wherever they were being treated.

"Wow, he's barely drank anything and he's already pretty drunk." Suguro gestured to the drunk Shima.

"He's kind of a lightweight." Rin, shrugged as he threw back another shot. Suguro watched him swallow with interest as Yukio messed with the drunk Shima.

"I really wouldn't suggest trying to chug any more of that." Yukio laughed in facination as he pulled a bottle of alcohol away from his charge.

"Just let him, he's a lightweight, but he can pack a lot of bad shit into his body and somehow still survive it." Rin waved his hand dismissively, throwing back two more shots. Did they affect him at all? Suguro couldn't keep his eyes from watching Rin's pretty little throat as he swallowed.

"Oh? What'd you do to learn that?" Suguro questioned curiously to get his mind off the inappropriate thoughts involving the man he was supposed to be training.

"Drugs are not something missing from both our records. We went to highschool together, but he had a family and I grew up in an orphanage. His family moved to my city so he could go to a decent highschool. I was born in raised there. Or I think I was born there, maybe not." Rin began.

"Anyway, his family didn't pay their protection fee to the local gang on time once and I hung out in the streets a lot since I couldn't stand my so-called 'family.' No one missed me and he was barely missed." Rin threw back yet another shot. Even Yukio was impressed with how well he seemed to be holding his alcohol now.

"We actually met through that incident since both of us were taken, forecefully turned into junkies, and missed almost an entire month of our lives being higher than kites and usually drunk on top of that. Took the whole summer to recover from slight alcohol poisoning and withdrawl, we almost didn't go to the first week of school, and needles can never be a thing for us unless we're restrained now, so that's gonna suck until we die." Rin said it so nonchalantly, but the alcohol may have been helping with that.

"Yup. I went back to my family who suddenly cared about me and he went back to the orphanage that didn't bother even looking for him. They said they thought he skipped town since he was a teenager already, but we were only fifteen and if he didn't run away before, why would he do it then either? He had nowhere else to live." Shima picked up the story, suddenly slightly more coherant as Rin tipped back in his chair and chugged half a bottle of vodka with ease. Suguro watched in facination.

"So we were friends since then and the memories of that time are either complete blanks or something like acid trips instead of actual memories. We only escaped because somebody forgot to lock our cell and all the junkies escaped." Shima sighed and put his hand out to Rin. The man handed him the remains of the vodka.

"So you have pretty bad pasts huh? Why'd you want to become Agents?" Yukio wondered. "Yeah, and how are you not freaked out by alcohol after that?" Suguro added.

"Cuz now we have something to do that's not boring or a waste of our time, energy, and skills." Rin answered simply with only a slight slur to the words.

"'Sides, alcohol ain't that bad as long as it's not forced down your throat." Shima put in.

"Huh. Pretty solid reasons. I like you two a lot better than our last trainees, if it helps." Suguro decided.

Suguro's phone rang and he excused himself to answer it. Yukio watched a very drunk Shima while Rin followed Suguro with his eyes.

"Tch. Newbies." Yukio scoffed in amusement at Shima, who couldn't even see straight enough to grab another shot glass and pour more vodka.

Rin waited a few minutes so he could get to his boss when the phone call ended, then went to find him while Yukio was occupied with Shima.

Just as planned, Suguro just ended the call when Rin approached him.

"Rin? Did something happen?" Suguro asked. "Nah, I've just been wanting to do this all week."

Rin stepped closer and kissed Suguro. The Agent didn't even fight it and instead enjoyed the contact.

Rin was warm and drunk and Suguro could taste the vodka in his mouth when the man opened it to him.and their tongues fought for dominance.

Back at the table, Shima realized Rin followed Suguro a minute after it happened and blinked, realizing something. Well, Rin wasn't playing around, so he shouldn't either.

He leaned across the table until his face was close to Yukio's.

"What are you doing?" Yukio raised an eyebrow. "What I've been planning since the first day." Shima responded honestly.

"The hell?" Yukio muttered just as Shima leaned forward and kissed him. The man's eyes widened, but he was a lot looser due to the alcohol and didn't fight it. Instead, he kissed back with a rough intensity that drew a moan from Shima.

Rin pulled away from Suguro with a gleegul grin.

"Heh, I win!" Rin then proceeded to snuggle into the Agent and pass out. Suguro snorted and held the man up easily. He was a lot lighter than Suguro expected, but he was also very solid. His body was probably mostly muscle. Suguro shivered at the thought.

Both Agents struggled to figure out what to do with their charges once they met up again.

"We should take them home. This one already pulled a fast one and kissed me." Yukio stated.

"Yeah same here, but we have no idea where they live...." Suguro realized.

Yukio sighs and the agents split up to take their charges to their own homes instead.

No he can't read my Poker Face
(He's got me like nobody)