Q: Why did Mickey go into outer space?

A: To find Pluto!

Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?

A: Minnie Vans!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it Go!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?

A: Jungle Bells!

Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?

A: Some Day My Prints Will come!

Q: Why was Cinderella a bad soccer player?

A: Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?

A: Polka-haunt-us

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?

A: Hunny!

Q: What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

A: Put it on my bill.

Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?

A: That hit the spot.