If School Were a Person Id Strangle it

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This is going to be long so grab some popcorn and maybe some background music and start reading if you care enough


School has slapped me in the face with a brick, punched me in the gut with a hammer, and hung me upside down by my feet until I couldn't feel anything anymore

Basically it's freaking torture and not the kind I like

Let's just start off the day

Wake up at freaking 4:30 because of seminary!
Actually not to bad seminary was cool :D

Let's see we get to science and it's the usual
"Blah blah blah eyelash mite things, take notes watch video" whatever and the girl in front of me was telling me all these things like
"Don't be saddish have a radish!"
Basically stupid rhymes like that

And so I looked at her and said no one cares and she said I was mean
I said thank you and basically made her SUPER confused so I mean
HAHAHHAAHHA

Then I said I don't care if you think I'm mean but I have a rhyme for you
She asked what it was and I was like
"Don't hate, relate!"
She said that one was stupid -_-
If you understand where I got that from like YAY

And then I added "Fine, how about this one!"
"Don't cry, craft!"
She looked confused but then the bell rang and I walked out like an explosion was behind me and I didn't look back 😎
Like 2 cool for u too bad you don't get da reference

Another thing that happened in science
The teacher messed up and missed a slide when she was teaching using a slideshow and she just told us what was on it so we wrote it down

Well then she had a convo with a kid about the missing slide and how she messed up and they were just joking around and I wasn't paying attention until she said
"Yeah well I'm the teacher I get to make mistakes you guys don't!"

-.- are you serious
I've been raised to believe that you don't learn unless you make mistakes
Also YOUR THE FREAKING SCIENCE TEACHER I THOUGHT SCIENCE WAS ABOUT MAKING MISTAKES BUT I GUESS NOT

math is just boring so I'll skip over that

LA was boring too
I'm sorry I mean I don't care what you say I still don't like To Kill a Mockingbird

PE
Freaking PE
I mean COME ON
we had to do stadiums which is basically where you run around a football stadium including running up and down the bleachers
Like one of my fears is just WALKING up and down those things
I'm paranoid I'm going to fall and die so those I just walked
It was awful
Luckily (Ugg I shouldn't be grateful for this...) a girl broke her ankle last period doing stadiums so we only had to do one instead of three

YAY

Spanish was meh

Lunch was interesting
I mean I went with that girl and her friends
Let me just say I'm not comfortable around them
They cuss a lot
And they just aren't like me
They don't seem like they read or anything I mean the whole lunch period one of them just kept stealing the others phones and taking selfies
One just kept leaving randomly and coming back after a while
One was really nice and actually hugged me
But they didn't really speak to me so I mean I don't think I belong and it's best to stay out of it
I promised my mom I'd try one more time so if it doesn't work out tomorrow I think I'll find someone/someplace else

Also the friend that left me was like 5 feet away laughing and talking with some other people and for some reason it made me feel bad
Idek

So lunch was eh

Art was FUN
we got to paint on the desks!!!!
That was awesome

And then someone dropped me off at the school my mom was working at (she's a sub)
They weren't out yet so while I waited for it to end a bunch of kindergarteners kept coming up and asking me stupid questions

So overall I give it a bleh out of
\_(•-•)_/

This morning I was bored and this video showed up in my recommendations

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It's a really good video about school (it's about 20 minutes long) I know that it's long but I mean if you have he time I really suggest watching it

And now for some school memes

And a kid just threw a pinecone at me

Good times -_-

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