❝Feels like you’ll appear, so I’m just waiting
I need to find you, I need to go
But tears well up and it’s getting blurrier❞

-don't wanna cry, seventeen

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2:11 am

kim.seokjin:
wait my wifi was gone

eunsuen:
and what?

kim.seokjin:
what what?

kim.seokjin:
oh

kim.seokjin:
WHY WOULD I EVEN KILL MYSELF LMAO I DONT GET

kim.seokjin:
honestly this face is too beautiful to die

kim.seokjin:
LMAO

eunsuen:
do you think it's a matter to joke about?

kim.seokjin:
I'm sorry

eunsuen:
well I'm glad anyway

kim.seokjin:
yep

kim.seokjin:
do you actually never laugh at my jokes?

eunsuen:
idk

kim.seokjin:
you didn't say no

kim.seokjin:
THAT MEANS YOU DO ;)))

kim.seokjin:
sometimes i really wonder if I'm the only one that thinks I'm funny

kim.seokjin:
i laugh at my own jokes tbh

kim.seokjin:
sometimes jimin does too

kim.seokjin:
but literally no one else does

eunsuen:
i think your jokes are pretty funny

kim.seokjin:
THEN DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ONE :D

eunsuen:
no

kim.seokjin:
:((

kim.seokjin:
i hate you

eunsuen:
cute

kim.seokjin:
wait what

kim.seokjin:
ME?

eunsuen:
god darn i actually sent it

message not sent

eunsuen:
no your friends are

kim.seokjin:
lmao girl

kim.seokjin:
why the fuck you lying STAPH FUCKING LYING UMM OH MY GOD

kim.seokjin:
undoubtably kim seokjin is the best looking whatcha even saying

eunsuen:
how about taehyung?

eunsuen:
jimin and jungkook too

eunsuen:
they are in my class

kim.seokjin:
they are good competition

kim.seokjin:
tbh yoongi too boy got killer looks

kim.seokjin:
namjoon and hoseok too if i were a girl there would be war of hormone going on here

kim.seokjin:
but still HOW CAN I MARRY MYSELF WHY AM I EVEN SO GOOD LOOKING

eunsuen:
your majesty

eunsuen:
lend me at least some of your confident

kim.seokjin:
you just gotta love yourself that's it

kim.seokjin:
believe that you're a Queen 💃

eunsuen:
that's a ballerina

kim.seokjin:
either way you get the point

kim.seokjin:
also my friends aren't as innocent they look

kim.seokjin:
namjoon watches porn

eunsuen:
really?

eunsuen:
tbh he looks like it

kim.seokjin:
ikr??

kim.seokjin:
but guess what? HE'S THE MOST NORMAL ONE

kim.seokjin:
like yoongi moans to good music how weird is that

eunsuen:
maybe because he enjoys it?

kim.seokjin:
no he makes disgusting noises

kim.seokjin:
and hoseok is a sadistic bitch he doesn't even look like it but he loves torturing jimin

eunsuen:
wow i-

kim.seokjin:
ikr?? AND JIMIN LIKES IT

kim.seokjin:
HE'S A MASOCHIST

eunsuen:
tbh if i could

eunsuen:
i would bully him too he's just

kim.seokjin:
too cute right?

eunsuen:
right

kim.seokjin:
and jungkook acts shy and that's how he gets all the girls number

eunsuen:
i thought he was generally shy o.o

eunsuen:
what a fuckboy

kim.seokjin:
no he's international playboy

eunsuen:
how about taehyung?

kim.seokjin:
that's a hard one

kim.seokjin:
hmm i guess he's pretty much innocent

eunsuen:
thought so

kim.seokjin:
bet he still flaps to his long dick every night

eunsuen:
what

kim.seokjin:
it's already 3 am

eunsuen:
wait

eunsuen:
WHAT ABOUT YOU

kim.seokjin:
we can talk about that later ;)

eunsuen:
wait when did we even start talking about dicks

kim.seokjin:
idk but let's do that again tomorrow

eunsuen:
again do what

kim.seokjin:
chatting

kim.seokjin:
i like talking to you

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a/n:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUmhiCXPyS0

^ my favorite video on planet