Alvin: Help! It's after me!

The first thing Alvin did when he returned home was run up to his father and hug his legs.

Dave: Alvin, what's after you? What are you talking about?

Alvin: I saw it, Dave! It's gonna come get me! Society as we know it will be destroyed! History! Gone!

Dave: Alvin, slow down, what is it? What did you see?

Alvin: A werewolf! It looked me straight in the eyes like it was gonna eat me alive!

But Dave's reaction wasn't what Alvin was hoping for, he didn't take his 8 year old son seriously. Based on Alvin's history of lying and made up stories, he didn't believe this one.

Dave: Alvin, there's no such thing as werewolves, you probably just heard a squirrel rustling in a bush.

Alvin: But Dave, I saw it! Really, I'm not making this up! Would a squirrel have deep red eyes and stare right into your soul?!

Dave face palmed, Alvin was just sounding insane.

Dave: Alvin, I think you're watching too many scary movies, they're messing with your brain.

Alvin: But all those werewolf movies! One of them said that a werewolf might be closer than you think! There's a werewolf, right here in LA!!! I SWEAR!!!

Dave: Alvin-

Alvin: It looked right at me! Straight at me! We're in big trouble, Dave! I know it!

Dave: ALVIN!!!!

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Later, Alvin tried telling his brothers what he saw, but they didn't buy it. Plus, it was way past their bedtime.

Simon: Alvin, how many werewolf movies have you watched?

Alvin: None, not important!

Theodore: W-What's a werewolf?

Alvin: Grow up, Teddy boy, a werewolf is a human/wolf hybrid! It's human by day, but wolf on full moon nights. There are some times where people become wolves if they get too angry. Once they've gone full werewolf, they lose control of their mind, no memory of what they've been through! Imagine they cause a fire while they're werewolf, you think they're gonna remember that?! No, they won't! They could end up becoming criminals and they wouldn't even know it!

Theodore was so terrified that he hid in the closet locking the door.

Simon: And there goes Theodore.

Alvin: Think he gets it?

Simon: For someone who hasn't watched any werewolf movies, you certainly know a lot about them.

Alvin: ...Okay, you got me, I watched 10

Simon glared at Alvin expecting more out of him.

Alvin: ...12...15...20...okay, I watched 35.

Simon: Alvin, you know Dave said those movies are too scary for us, we're too young.

Alvin: Simon, I'm 8 years old and I pushed through every single one of them movies! I'm still alive, see?

Simon: Yeah, yeah, sure *looks through his notebook* You did have 47 nightmares the past month, all werewolves!

Alvin: Okay, maybe some nights they scared me, but what does that prove?!

Simon: That these movies are messing with your head! There are no werewolves in Hollywood!

Alvin: Simon, Simon, repeat what you said. WE LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD FOR CHIPMUNK'S SAKE!!!! DON'T YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA FILM THOSE KIND OF MOVIES?!?!

Simon: No, no I don't, why didn't I think of that?

Dave came upstairs to check on the boys, he wasn't too happy to find that they were even in bed.

Dave: Boys, you should've been in bed hours ago.

Theodore came out of the closet, he looked absolutely horrified.

Theodore: D-Dave, are there w-werewolves lurking around?

Dave picked up his terrified son, comforting him.

Dave: Of course not, Theodore, there's no such thing as werewolves.

Theodore: B-But Alvin said that-

Dave: Alvin shouldn't be watching those movies! Even though I specifically told him not to!

Alvin: But Dave, there are-

Dave: ALVIN!!!!

Alvin: *sighs* Sorry, Dave.