GottaReadEmAll

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Ok, so this must be a joke country. Apparently, this is where the GottaReadEmAll club lives, and it is run by the Psychotic Dictator, RiverIvy.  I didn't have that experience when I was part of the club, so things must have changed since I graduated. 

GottaReadEmAll is classified as a "Psychotic Dictatorship." And it definitely is in practice as well. Let's look at how the trends have started off. 

Civil Rights: 27 "Few" Not surprising here. Citizens of GottaReadEmAll are the playthings of the dictator. Their rights are routinely scrapped and fed to the cats, which, apparently, are "the best."

Economy: 21 "Developing" If this is truly a Psychotic Dictatorship, the Economy of GottaReadEmAll has no chance of going anyware. It was literally a plane that took off with an engine on fire, and was struck by lightning 50 feet off of the ground, before blowing up while all the passengers stabbed each other with box cutters. This Economy has no chance of going anywhere, and its likely that Glorious Leader Ivy rules with an iron fist for the simple fact that she's the only one with any food, and the country has the technological capabilities of the Neanderthals. 

Political Freedom: 12 "Unheard of" Political Freedom? In GottaReadEmAll, Ivy would throw you in a prison or feed you to the goats for even making such a suggestion. Ivy is law, Ivy is God. 

These three things tell you all there is to know about GottaReadEmAll, which has become decrepit since I emigrated and founded my own Ancapanda. This country is far worse than Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia combined, likely surpasses North Korea as a beacon of evil, and makes Empress Glamours rule over Hoenn look like paradise. It is truly, the worst country you could ever imagine. 

But really, you should always check out GottaReadEmAllClub 's book and fanfiction reviews. They're wonderful. Just not the country they apparently live in. 


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