Darkest: kicks hipster multiply times in his area*

Hipster: On floor screaming *

His phone: *falls out *

Darkest: *pours hand sanitizer on it picking it up wearing a glove and mask* I got it-

Hipster: *holding himself * FUCK.YOU. MOTHERFUCKER!!

Lilith: *appears outta no where* Motherfucker!!!!

Darkest: :0

Hipster: *ears lower* No dear T^T