Goddess meets Useless Goddess and the Annoying Neptune

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Few hours after Iris Heart's fun with the Isekai Class

Roswaal came back inside from his "meeting" only to find most of the Isekai cast aside from a few like Ainz covered in bandages.

Roswaal: "Sorry i was late Class the meeting took longer than I thought."

Subaru: "*rolls his eyes *Oh yeah sure....you know that's a horrible excuse to leave us here alone with the whip wielding woman!"

Roswaal: "What do you mean?" *Confused*

Kazuma: "Oh You know what he means....You obviously left so you don't get to endure Iris Heart's Playtime!"

Roswaal: "Iris who?" As he tilted his head

Ainz: "She's the girl wearing clothes that look like pajamas who's over there sleeping."

Ainz points at Plutia who has fallen asleep with her head down.

Roswaal: "Hmm......I don't see how she could be a problem to you all, she looks like a nice little girl to me."

Aqua: "Believe us she isn't what she is and what she did is beyond terrifying!" *shivers in fear*

Plutia: "Zzzzzzz....Can anyone please be quiet I'm trying to naaap...."

Charlie: "So cute.~" *smiled*

Ruby: "I got to admit she does look rather adorable when she's asleep."

Roswaal: "See what's wrong with you all at least the new students here are accepting her."

Ainz: "That's because they know her more and I know them."

Roswaal: "Oh my, did you say you knew them the new students do tell."

Ainz: "Yes I have, I met Goku and his friends along with that Neptune and the CPUs...keep in mind she's the most annoying person..."

Neptune pouts at the comment

Roswaal: "Interesting, Oh that reminds me it seems I'm missing a few more students that were supposed to be here today."

Goku: "Wait What, there's even more that were supposed to show up?"

Roswaal: "Yes but oh well, I'm sure they'll come late. I almost forgot I need to be at another meeting why don't you all introduce yourselves for a bit?"

Me: "Your leaving again at this time??"

Roswaal: "Why yes."

Subaru: "I swear if this is another excuse to leave....."

Roswaal: "I assure you this isn't a trick."

Kazuma: "I got a bad feeling he's just leaving us just so he doesn't get hurt....."

Roswaal then left the class much to the twos dismay

Subaru: "And he left typical...."

Kazuma: "*Sighs*"

10 minutes had passed and none of have yet to introduce themselves to each other so Aqua decided to volunteer

Aqua: "Well since this is our first meeting with the new students I guess *puts up one leg up on her desk* I'll introduce myself greetings I'm Aqua and I'm..."

Neptune: "Your the Useless Goddess am I right?"

Aqua was shocked and pouts

Aqua: "Hey I'm not Useless who told you that Kazuma?!"

Kazuma was laughing in the background after hearing Neptune calling Aqua Useless

Aqua: "I'll have you know that you should treat me like a Goddess unlike you girls!"

Noire's eye begins to twitch

Noire: "Hold the phone...What do you mean unlike us girls....are you calling me Neptune, Blanc and Vert, Uni, Nepgear, Rom and Ram and Plutia fake Goddesses?!" As she stands up

Yang: "Oh ho this going to be too good." As she for some reason pulled up a Popcorn bucket and eats from it

Aqua gets up from her seat and stands on top of her desk and acts all mighty

Aqua: "Oh why of course, I failed to see how you so called CPUs whatever that means are called Goddesses, you look nothing special just a pair of normal teenage girls."

Noire was starting to get mad as she clutched her fists

Noire: "Well Excuse me! How about you  tell me how someone like you ever become a Goddess?! A goddess shouldn't ever brag too much and just do what she needs to get done like gaining shares for her world or Fighting against threats that tried to destroy our worlds!? Can you even do any of those I think not! Can you even transform into HDD Hard Drive Divinity, an ability used by the goddesses of Gamindustri I think not! Do you even know what a CPU is.....well I think not you dolt!"

Ruby begins to laugh a little while Weiss sweatdrops

Weiss: "Hey don't laugh Ruby I know why your laughing like that....She's not like me Ruby....."

Ruby: "Well *smug* Noire sort of does Weiss Hehehehe."

Aqua begins to argue with Noire

Aqua: "Hmph such things you mentioned don't sound like what a goddess should do which is why I'm calling you fake! A true goddess like me should be treated more like a deity! But instead I keep getting disrespected amongst my peers here! And FYI I fought many monsters, undead beings and demons during my lifetime!"

Noire: "Oh Yeah?! I doubt you even do work to help your world you probably just a lazy, helpless being who refuses to do anything unless they are treated with respect! Well I don't respect a goddess who likes to be lazy everyday and demands respect when she hasn't done anything to help their world they are suppose to protect!"

Neptune: "But you respect me Noire we are buddies.~"

Noire: "*Sweatdrops* Not now Neptune..."

Aqua was offended by what she was hearing while Kazuma laughs out loud

Kazuma: "See Aqua, even she knows your useless goddess! Hahahahaha!"

Aqua: "How dare you talk to me like that! You take all that back you hear me! You'll regret insulting a goddess like me!"

Noire: "Pfft how dare me? How dare you missy, You really such a pathetic excuse for a Goddess who whines about not getting what they want! No one will ever worship someone as stubborn and lazy as you!" As she then flips her hair and crosses her arms

Aqua was shocked and hurt by that comment

Aqua: "Eh....*begins to cry*"

Neptune: "Wow Noire Harsh as usually maybe you should start up your own rant channel."

Noire: "Hey what's that suppose to mean?!"

Neptune shrugs while smirking

Tanya was studying on the newcomers trying to figure who they are and where they came from:

Tanya: "(Hmm....this is without a doubt the most strangest thing I ever witnessed in my life.....I met many beings here that are not from my world for a while....but this I don't know where to begin with.....the newcomers may act normal but something tells me they aren't really normal beings they could be hiding their true power.....*looks at Neptune* Although I would hardly identify that girl normal....)"

Neptune: "Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!"

Tanya: "Tch...Ugh....she's annoying..." as she struggles to keep her silent demeanor while looking at Nep and the others

Neptune: "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!" As she moves her arms like a crazy maniac

Charlie: *Covers his ears* "Grr when will you ever shut up......Your driving a lot of us crazy by just being annoying..."

Cynder: Yeah! You literally kept saying Blah Blah Blah Blah for almost 10 minutes now...."

Neptune: "Oh then I guess I'll do this instead, Ahem, (Eine kleine Nachtmusik cover)Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep! Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep!"

Yang: "Oh come on first that Blah noise she made, now this!...*covers her ears* It's hard to believe we met Neptune....I now kinda wish we didn't.."

Everyone begins covering their ears in annoyance

Ainz: "Grr....This is exactly what I was worried about....."

Kazuma: "Damnit For a protagonist she can be annoying like why can't she ever shut up!!"

Subaru: "I think I can see why now...*remembering Ainz's words from earlier*"

Neptune: "Nep! Nep Nep Nep Nep!" As she stands on her desk while dancing around

Akame: "*Pulls out her sword* Shall I eliminate her..."

Goku: "Whoa no Akame don't do it *puts down the sword* just relax it's almost over trust me..."

Akame reluctantly sheathes her blade

Akame: "Someday..."

Neptune: "Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep~~!!!!!" Bows

Everyone sigh in relief

Me: "Thank God she's done singing my ears were ringing....."

Weiss: "Ugh..thank oum that's over with..."

Yang: At least it's not a shitty concert like..."

Weiss glared at Yang

Yang: "Never mind hehe I never said anything about your concerns Weiss heheheh...Eh..."

Neptune: "Thank you thank you! I appreciate the applause!"

Ruby: "*Sweatdrops* No one is applauding Neptune..."

Blanc: "*Twitches while giving a creepy smiling and slowly brings her hammer* Can I kill her....please?"

Soe was terrified at Blanc and stops her

Soe: "Oh uh actually no put that away *backs away when Blanc turns to look at him* Pl-Please Blanc.... *Raised his hands up* we don't want any blood shed in here especially if it's from Neptune..."

Blanc: "*Sighs* Very soon....*as she puts her hammer away* Very soon...."

Charlie: "Now Neptune has two people after  her life. Sucks to be you Neppy."

Cedrick: "Huh, I never seen Blanc go that crazy before..."

Vert: "Well she had enough of Neptune's annoying personality part for a long time though we made sure to keep her calm and prevent her from causing a war between both their nations."

Cedrick: "*Raised his eyebrow* What do you mean calming Blanc down? I barely see you guys calm her down when Neptune anger her like today."

Vert: "Thats mostly because Neptune send us here which is why we didn't stop Blanc.."

Cedrick: "You got a point...."

Neptune ran away from Albedo

Neptune: "Ah! Help the crazy fallen Angel woman is after me!"

Albedo: "I'm a Succubus, mortal girl!"

Neptune: "Hey I'm a CPU Goddess!"

Albedo: "I don't care! Your dead for what you said about me!"

Me: "*Tilted my head* Ok what did she do to piss off Albedo?"

Ainz: "Three words.....Insulting her...butt....."

Vegeta crosses his arms as he watches the chase

Vegeta: "Morons.."

Ainz: "*Silently nods*"

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