Me:I meet already meet my guards

All:how!!!

Me:I'm gonna tell to you guys 😉

(One morning I wake up in my castle and then my parents said I'm gonna have two 2 guards so someone can protect me,I said not again we have all two like(cats,maids) and then your gonna add two  guards  how pathetic 😔 and then his afternoon the guards came and I give them a drink as a welcome so I think I should make juice my own and when I add the cold water I almost put the juice powder but I see another powder which I'm so curious well I add half of the random powder and then I add the juice powder so I'm done when I give them the juice in 5 hours they say together I like your style I said oh no I read the powder and it said love powder for men's and women's)

Me:Ehehe mistake happens

All:dammit