Seven: Sup people, Seven here and today we'll be prank calling a very short monkey

Sora: *Sighs* Anime prank calls victim today is Samon Gokuu from Nanbaka

Akita: *sips tea* so who is calling darlings?

*Banging sounds from the basement*

Seven: I'll do it *Dials*

Samon:*Yawns* Who is calling me at *looks at clock* 2:41 Am!

Seven:*Hajime Voice* Oi Monkey still whining eh?

Samon: You stupid gorilla why the hell are you calling me at the hour?

Seven:*Hajime Voice* I just wanted to hear that voice of yours Monkey Chan~

Samon:*blushing* W-what the hell , Mitsuru is that you ?

Mitsuru:*behind Seven smirking**steals phone* You caught me ya sassy little monkey~

Samon:*sighs* Why the hell are you prank calling me?

Mitsuru: Who knows Monkey Chan, maybe I just wanted to have a bit of fun with you *Smirks*

Samon: Idiot!

Seven:*Hajime voice* I am here as well and would not mind having a three way *trying not to laugh*

Mitsuru: A three way sounds fun, maybe we can include number 2 as well~

Samon:*Twitching* *Very red* W-what T-The hell!

???: Shut the hell up Monkey I'm trying to sleep

Seven and Mitsuru: *Wide eyed* *looking at the phone*

Samon: I forgot you were here Gorilla, so who is on the phone?

Seven: I've been busted burn the phones caller I.D is on someone get the cages and put the prisoners in them!

???:*bursts through door* *wolf ears twitching* Impostors ya'll wolves are stealing my show!

  Sora:*wacks the back of ???'s head with baseball bat**slings them over their shoulders* 

Samon and Hajime:*staring at phone oddly*

Mitsuru: Dragon girl ya didn't mention this belonged to a wolf girl 

Seven: That girl must be insane *laughs* lets head out

Akita:*grabs phone* *Robotic voice* Error the system does not compute your human emotion and it will now destroy your phone with a mild explosion in Five seconds

Samon: *gets out of bed*

Akita:*Robotic voice* 5

Samon:*opens window*

Akita:*Robotic voice* 4

Samon:*almost falls out window* *Hajime grabs him*

Akita:*Robotic voice* 3

Samon:*throws his phone out the window*

Akita:*Robotic voice* 2

Samon and Hajime:*stare out the window blankly*

Akita:*Robotic voice* 1 ....

Phone:*Explodes into glitter* 

Hajime and Samon:*even blanker faces* Damn prank callers

Seven: Well that's all we um have something to deal with 

???.2.:*Holding a metal pipe* No Wolfy what ya'll do to Night, come at me idiots!   

Seven:*holds cloth over ???.2.'s mouth* Just be quite and breath child

???.2.:*eyes slowly flutter close**body goes limp/

Seven:*picks ???.2. up bridal style*lets go before they awaken like the others

Akita: MidnightStars7 owns none of the Anime that are mentioned.

-In the basement-

???.3.: Oi if anyone is listening please help us, we've been locked up in some weird chicks basement, don't believe whatever they tell you please!* looks around* this is *gets knocked out*

Muffin:Sorry but Seven Chan doesn't want any of you awake *giggles**drags bodies out of basement*

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