Dear Diary,
   Oh my god. I just found out that balloon boy knows how to swear. I got a picture of it too! Yay! I am not alone. I wonder how he learned...Who knows! I am doing great today! I snuck back into the forbidden closet and found something cool. I am going to keep it. Its a scythe! Aren't those cool? Oh! I hear some one coming! Love you diary!
                                             Love,
                                               Annette

My beautiful new scythe! ↑
Note: Do not show Mom. She will flip.

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Note: Don't mess with him.