I ran out of ideas so I had to recycle.

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Gay ass mfs

Tuesday, May 13th, 20XX
5:08 PM

Kizuna: What were we added to in Minecraft?

Kiyoka: Ah! Glad to see someone noticed!
Me, Mitch and Ruya have created a minecraft server for the two classes :D

Ayame: Oh really?
I haven't played Minecraft in a while.

Utsuro: I did, I logged in yesterday to see

Iroha: Yeah, me too! I got a bunch of resources!
I also made myself a little hut ^^

Emma: Awww!
I wanna see the little hut!

Iroha: When you log in!
How about we all do now?
After all, there's nothing else to do

Rei: Sure, I don't mind
As long as none of you do any stupid shenanigans

Yamato: Damn

Rei: Except Tsurugi, of course
He's smarter than that

Tsurugi: I don't do shenanigans
Nvm, you already said that-

Rei: Did the message come in late for you?

Tsurugi: A bit, yeah

Mitsuhiro: WHY IS THERE A BABY PIGLIN IN MY HOUSE-
ON A BOAT???

Teruya: Oh! You found Sho!
How did he get there?

Mitsuhiro: DID YOU ADOPT A FUCKING BABY PIGLIN FROM THE NETHER?!

Utsuro: I helped him get one
Got a problem?

Mitsuhiro: No
BUT WHY IS IT AT MY HOUSE?!

Kiyoka: Awwww, it's so cute!

Mitsuhiro: Why are you at my house?!

Kiyoka: 'Cause I am!
But it's so cuteee!

Shinji: Now I wanna log in to see the child

Teruya: Can you guys bring him back please?
I don't wanna get another scare.
Pls ;-;

Mitsuhiro: Sure-
Kiyoka already got in the boat before me-
Well damn bye

Kiyoka: I'm sailing away~!
...
Why is this so fucking slow-

Iroha: Obv it's going to be Kiki

Kiyoka: Why tho??

Mitsuhiro: Oh idk
Maybe because you're ON LAND???

Kiyoka:...
No one is allowed to call me an idiot

Rei: You are one tho
How do you forget that boats go faster on ice or water than on land?

Tsurugi: I'm too tired for this
I think I'm gonna get a nap

Rei: Get rest

Tsurugi: I will don't worry

Tsurugi has gone offline

Mitsuhiro: Hold on-
I think I have some ice in my chest

Ayame: Why do you have ice in your chest?

Mitsuhiro: Because I was making an ice path from the nether portal to the fortress
So we could get there faster and get the blaze rodes for the ender eyes.

Teruya: OOOOOOOH
So that's why I saw that ice path getting built
Nice idea Mitch :D

Mitsuhiro: Thanks Otori.
Actually, this reminds me that I gotta get more ice, I have too little.

Kiyoka: CREEPER!
OH NOOO-

Mitsuhiro: WHAT?!

Teruya: WAIT WHAT-
PLEASE TELL ME SHO DIDN'T DIE!

Kiyoka: UHHHH
IDK I DIED-

Mitsuhiro: THE CHILD'S ALIVE
HOW TF-
Y'KNOW WHAT, NVM, I'M GLAD IT'S ALIVE
I'M GETTING THE CHILD TO SAFETY

Kiyoka: My stuff, goddammit
I had an enchanted netherite pickaxe too ;-;

Teruya: I can get you a new one Kiyoka, dw :>

Kiyoka: Thank you ;-;

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