01 - Attack on Trains!!
KillAllTitans logged in. (Eren)
Mikasa logged in.
ArminNotAGirl logged in.
ArminNotAGirl: On that day....humanity received a grim reminder...
Mikasa: Armin, stop talking to yourself.
KillAllTitans: The Wall has been breached!! Prepare for battle!!
Mikasa: Eren, wait. I don't think those are Tita -
KillAllTitans: KILLL AAAALLLL TIIITTAAANNSS...huh?!! Wait a minute?!!
ArminNotAGirl: That's a....TRAIN!!?
Chooo chooooo....
BOOOOMMM!!!
KillAllTitans, Mikasa, and ArminNotAGirl lost connection.
Meanwhile...
Levi: What the hell?!!
LoveAllTitans: Captain Levi, log out now!! Something different has crashed the Wall!! It ain't a Titan!
Levi: What do you mean, four eyes?!
ErwinBrowSmith: Let's go Levi, we'll talk about Eren later.
Levi: Tsk, what a pain...
Levi, LoveAllTitans, and ErwinBrowSmith logged out.
Somewhere...
Annie: ....Betholdt...
Bertalldt: ...It wasn't me, I swear!!
Reindeer: ...and it's true...cause I'm holding on to yo - hey!!
Annie: (takes Reiner's headphone off) Let's go.
Many, many hours later....
(Summary: AoT casts meet KoIF cast, Armin helped to clear some misunderstandings, language, and stuff. The rest is up to you 💕...)
New chatroom...
KillAllKabanes logged in. (Ikoma)
Mumei logged in.
Ayame logged in.
Kurusamurai logged in.
Fatakami logged in.
Kajikawaii logged in.
KillAllKabanes: So sorry guys, our train went full throttle...
KillAllTitans: At least the Internet is still on, anyway...I'm Eren. ☺
KillAllKabanes: I'm Ikoma ☺(about to shake hands when...)
Mumei: KIIIIICCCKKK!!
KillAllTitans: OOOOUUUCHHH...aaahhh...my....(got kicked in his "sensitive spot".)
KillAllKabanes: Mumei!!?
Mumei: Sniff sniff...Ikoma, watch out. I don't like the aura of that Eren guy.
Mikasa: Eren!!? Grggghhh (takes her blades out.) SHIIING!!
ArminNotAGirl: Wait Mikasa!!?
Mumei: Ohhh...another coward ehhhh...(prepares for battle)
Mikasa: What?!!
Mumei: Provoking me to fight either means you're just dumb or you're just a coward.
Mikasa: .....BRING IT ON!
ArminNotAGirl: Nooo Mika -
ErwinBrowSmith: Let them go, Armin.
ArminNotAGirl: But Commander -
Mikasa and Mumei logged out. To fight somewhere....
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Ayame: Everyone, please stay inside the train!
Fatakami: But princess!!!
Kurusamurai: She's right. We need to stay here for now. We don't know who those foreigners are or what they're capable of.
Fatakami: ....Ikoma-kun....
Kajikawaii: Takami...let's just listen to some Sawano OSTs to pass the time...ummm...
Fatakami: ....good luck Ikoma, Mumei....
Ayame, Kurusamurai, Fatakami, and Kajikawaii all moved to another chatroom...
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Levi, Annie, and the others logged out, not wanting to be involved...
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KillAllTitans: Damn....that girl....I'LL SHOW HER WHO SHE JUST MESSED WITH!!
KillAllKabanes: (Aims his nail gun.) Eren, don't attack her, please, it's complicated...
KillAllTitans: OUUTTTA MY WAY! DON'T GIVE ME A REASON TO FIGHT YOU -
NotAHorse logged in.
NotAHorse: EREEEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! -
KillAllTitans: Horseface Jean?!!
NotAHorse: Fuck you. Whatever!! Eren, you don't know who you're messing with!!
KillAllTitans: Huh?!!
NotAHorse: They're the Kabaneri. KABANERI OF THE IRON FORTRESS!!
KillAllTitans: !! You mean....the "AoT clone" you're saying?!
KillAllKabanes: Clone?!! Geezz, can't people stop comparing...WE HAVE GREATER POTENTIAL THAN THAT!!
NotAHorse: Yeah, and I heard that they were partially the reason why our Season 2 got delayed -
KillAllKabanes: ENOUGH ALREADY!! DON'T BLAME US, BLAME THE GODDAMN COMPANIES WHO PROBABLY HAD VERY GOOD REASONS TO PUT US FIRST -
KillAllTitans: ....copycats....I. WILL. KILL ALL KABANERIS!!!!
KillAllKabanes: Sigh...a biased horseface, an angry kid, what a weird world...no choice...BRING IT ON!!!
KillAllTitans and KillAllKabanes logged out.
NotAHorse: Shit. Eren has another trigger...
ArminNotAGirl: I'm a failure....
LoveAllTitans: Teehee, things are getting exciting....LET THE SHOWDOWN BEGIN!!!
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A/N: Feel free to request any scenario. And better usernames in case you have them in mind. ☺
Also, check out the next chapters for more fun (hopefully)
Note: I AM A REFEREE HERE. I don't take sides as much as possible (I LOVE BOTH EQUALLY) and I do not aim to offend anyone - all this is just crack, jokes, and funny stuffs. Period.
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