Son: hey dad can u pick me up i got suspended

Dad: WHAT HOW YOUR GROUNDED

Son:well we had this person come in and talk about happiness and she said 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me'

Dad: and

Son: and i threw a dictionary at her

Dad:they suspended u for that

Son: oh and the teacher pointed a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler is and idiot and i said witch end

Dad: lol ok your no longer grounded