random person: aw you guys! HAHAHA!

random person: you two are such dumpster fires! AHAHA!

. . .

in my head: uh.. yeah..

in my head: we're not close enough friends with you to be at insult humor level yet...

y/n: h-hehe.. yeah..

. . . .

~two minutes later~

*has the person in a choke-hold*

A P O L O G I Z E   T O   T H E M   N O W . . .

random person: aAAAAH!-