steam (Steampunk au): *looks at Calm (ghost au)*

steam (Steampunk au): Baby boy. Baby.

steam (Steampunk au): *looks at Solace (space au)*

steam (Steampunk au): Evil.

solace: wtf did i do-

katie (elf au): Guys... the principal just called—

silvine (Queen goddess/angel au): It was Solace (space au)!

Solace (space au): It was steam (Steampunk au)!

steam (Steampunk au): It was Calm (ghost au)!

Calm (ghost au): It was me!

everyone: calm-...your a ghost-

Calm (ghost au): And now for a gay update with Solace (space au) and katie (elf au).

Solace (space au): Getting gayer.

Calm (ghost au): Thank you, Solace (space au).

creator-light, in the other room: *WHEEZE* XDDDD

Computer: Please enter a password.

Calm (ghost au): *types in Sulfur (radation au)*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Calm (ghost au): How fucking DARE YOU-

sulfur: *cries in radiation*

steam (Steampunk au): You're smiling. What happened?

katie (elf au): What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Calm (ghost au): silvine (Queen goddess/angel au) tripped and fell down the stairs today.

katie (elf au): A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they're loved. Solace (space au) has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

Sulfur (radation au): By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don't want to be at?

katie (elf au): I knew you'd understand.

Katie (elf au): Hey, I say we go down there, kick Solace (space au)'s door in, and let them know that we're in town.

Sulfur (radiation au): That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.

Katie (elf au): Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go.

Sulfur (radiation au): No, we just can't go in there and kick down Solace (space au)'s door. We need a plan.

Katie (elf au): Well who makes the plans?

Sulfur (radiation au): Calm (ghost au).

Katie (elf au): Calm (ghost au), what's the plan?

Calm (ghost au):You guys are gonna go down there, kick Solace (space au)'s door in, let them know you're in town.

katie: *breaks down their door* WE'RE IN TOWN DUM F-

Solace: WTF- MY DOOR-

Sulfur (radiation au): We have fun, don't we, Solace (space au)?

Solace (space au): I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

(the aftermath of the last one XDDDD)

Calm (ghost au): Blue M&Ms are the best.

Solace (space au): whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Calm (ghost au): What about it? They are.

Solace (space au): I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

Solace (space au): THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Calm (ghost au): YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

Sulfur (radiation au): They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

steam (Steampunk au): I like the yellow ones.

Calm (ghost au) and Solace (space au): SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

creator-light: *blinks in atheist*

Calm (ghost au): Sulfur (radiation au) spat in Katie (elf au)'s ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

Solace (space au): ...What?! Why?!

Calm (ghost au), shrugging: You tell me.

steam (Steampunk au): It is 6:09 .

steam (Steampunk au): I am wondering why I'm still alive.

steam (Steampunk au): Send Wendy's.

Calm (ghost au): The whole restaurant?!

steam: yes.

Solace (space au): "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

steam (Steampunk au): Opposite over hypotenuse.

steam (Steampunk au): Dipshit.

Katie (elf au): A sprite is anything not static.

Sulfur (radiation au): A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

steam (Steampunk au): A sprite is a fucking soda.

steam (Steampunk au): You god damn geekass bastards.

Solace (space au): Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"

silvine (Queen goddess/angel au): Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.

Sulfur (radiation au): It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

Solace (space au): I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)

Sulfur (radiation au): I forgot I was doing a test.

Solace (space au): Sulfur (radiation au).

Sulfur (radiation au): I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

Katie (elf au): Sulfur (radiation au).

Sulfur (radiation au): I am going to need you to swear-

Katie (elf au): Fuck.

Sulfur (radiation au):

Sulfur (radiation au): ...swear as in promise.

Floral (evil reign au): What's up with Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au)? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?

Slipi (expirmented au): They're just a little overwhelmed.

Floral (evil reign au): Why?

Slipi (expirmented au): Batter (bird au) smiled at them.

Eelire (hybrid au): Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): Regular soda is too sweet!

Floral (evil reign au): Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Floral (evil reign au): It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Floral (evil reign au): I'm going to physically attack you.

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): Which is better, katie (elf au)?

katie (elf au): Oh, I usually drink water!

Floral (evil reign au): Wha- NO!

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): DISGUSTING!

Sulfur (radation au): Creator-light (the creator au), what are you doing?

Creator-light (the creator au): Making chocolate pudding.

Sulfur (radation au): It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Creator-light (the creator au): Because I've lost control of my life.

Creator-light (the creator au): Here's your pudding, Slipi (expirmented au).

Slipi (expirmented au): Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Drager (advanture au): Just be careful, Note (artliy au)!

Note (artliy au): *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Drager (advanture au)!

Note (artliy au): It's everything around me that's careless.

Dr. Light/L (scp researcher au): I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Toxicity (toxic au): How has life been treating you lately?

Solace (space au): Horribly.

Solace (space au): Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".

Solace (space au): Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

Risin (arch angel au): Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Asliv (assassin au): There are no books in prison.

Risin (arch angel au): *sighs* Thank you. 

asilv: *wheeze*

bye! -creator-light