Cayenne for a little kick..🦵 🌶️

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Viva: By the way. I added some cayenne for a kick! 🌶️ 

Poppy: H-how much? 😥

Viva: Eh.. maybe. Just, um. The whole bottle..? 🤔😬

Poppy: I- *faints* 🫨

Viva: I guess your spice tolerance is a little too low.. 😔

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Viva: We are gathered here today to celebrate the sweet, sweet love- I mean, cry about this lovely pink troll.

Branch: Oh, she only lived a little *wipes a tear* I guess I can't marry her.

Poppy: What the- I passed out for. *checks watch* TWO MINUTES! TWOO! AHHHHH MY MOUTH IS STILL ON FIREEEEEEEE! *jumps out of the casket and runs to the sink* Ah, water.

Viva: ooh you can still marry her! Yayyy! I wanna be an aunt, so hurry up! 

Branch: What. 

Viva: What?

Branch: What?

Viva: Are you a real tree branch? 🧐

Branch: No.

Viva: How can I trust you? 🤨

Branch: I'm done. *leaves*

Viva: DONT FORGET TO PULL OUT THAT RING, SOON TO BE BROTHER IN LAW! 🤩🤩

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