Viva: By the way. I added some cayenne for a kick! 🌶️
Poppy: H-how much? 😥
Viva: Eh.. maybe. Just, um. The whole bottle..? 🤔😬
Poppy: I- *faints* 🫨
Viva: I guess your spice tolerance is a little too low.. 😔
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Viva: We are gathered here today to celebrate the sweet, sweet love- I mean, cry about this lovely pink troll.
Branch: Oh, she only lived a little *wipes a tear* I guess I can't marry her.
Poppy: What the- I passed out for. *checks watch* TWO MINUTES! TWOO! AHHHHH MY MOUTH IS STILL ON FIREEEEEEEE! *jumps out of the casket and runs to the sink* Ah, water.
Viva: ooh you can still marry her! Yayyy! I wanna be an aunt, so hurry up!
Branch: What.
Viva: What?
Branch: What?
Viva: Are you a real tree branch? 🧐
Branch: No.
Viva: How can I trust you? 🤨
Branch: I'm done. *leaves*
Viva: DONT FORGET TO PULL OUT THAT RING, SOON TO BE BROTHER IN LAW! 🤩🤩
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