Anyone: You can have so much better

Maria: Yes but look at him

*Tito was licking the cream out a oreo*

Maria: Adorable 

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Tito and Maria throwing food for the ducks at the duck pond

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Maria:Tito get up, you're being lazy.

Tito: Lazy is such a strong word Maria! I like to call it 'selective participation'.

Maria: Idiot is such a weak word. I prefer to call it Tito.

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Maria: You know we never stop tasting our tongues?

Tito: How about I taste yours for a change?

Arty: You smooth fucker.

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Maria screams at the top of their lungs and when Tito comes running to them, they find Maria standing on top of a chair screaming about a spider. Bonus: Tito is also afraid of spiders.

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Tito TEXTING Maria*

Tito: Maria, I'm sorry.

Tito:Please talk to me baby

Tito:Muffin?

Tito:Sweet pea?

Tito:The love of my life.

Tito:Beautiful cinammon roll who's too pure and precious for this world.

Maria:Sorry doesn't bring back my fucking Skittles, Tito.

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Arty:Hey, are you free on Friday? Like around 8 p.m?

Tito:Yes?

Arty:What about you?

Maria:Yes, I am.

Arty:Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date! *Walks away*

Tito: Did Arty just-?

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Maria and Tito going to explore an abandoned house on the edge of town.

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Tito: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Maria: Uhhhhh, sure...?

Tito: Thou art hot as fuck.

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NSFW It's a Winter night and it's snowing pretty heavily outside. Maria complains that they are cold so Tito picks them up, grabs a blanket then walks over to the fire. Tito proceeds to wrap themselves up with Maria and they cuddle by the fire. A few moments later, Tito starts to kiss and bite their way down Maria's neck. Maria becoms flustered as asks what Tito is doing. Tito just replies with I'm warming you up, Maria in a seductive voice. It soon leads to slow, steamy sex by the fire.

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Maria: Tito, did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?

Tito: ...No.

Maria: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?

Tito: Cocaine