I am using our usernames, not our real names.

Azure: "Hey, Aurora! Wanna have a quote war?"

Me: "Fuck yeah."

Azure: "'People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all day.'"

Me: "The more you weigh, the harder it is for you to be kidnapped,'"

Azure: "'Stay safe, eat cake.'"

Me: "Dammit. You learned well, son."

Azure: "'Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.'"

Me: "Like you."

Azure: "Hey, Aurora! Wanna hear something weird?"

Me: "Uhm, okay..."

*Azure scoots closer*

Azure: "Something weird happened. Somebody came..."

Me: "From where?"

Azure: "It came from my BUTT."

*Le epic gasp*

Me: "Wait... That's a fart..."

Azure: "GESP! What a strange thing..."

Bonus! Azure was watching YouTube and showed me this:

I almost cried...