My Dad is an complete annoying asshole. Don't believe me? Well hear me out.

I was just talking to my mom while eating until he said "stop eating. You're hogging all the food. And you'll get fat." When really everyone in my house has their own stash of food. I was just eating my favorite food from my stash. I wanted to tell him so bad that he looked like a pregnant fuckin' lady or an elephant that has been filled up with more air than a fuckin' hot air balloon.

And another thing. If I'm left with this fucker in a room it'll be complete silence but then if I laugh at something he'll be like "what you laughing at huh? Or if I play music he'll repeat the same words from the song over and over in a mocking tone.

This is why I wanna stab him and leave him to rot.