Genie: you have 3 wishes! But there are 2 rules. 1: you can't wish for true love 2: you can't wish for more wishes

Me: ok I wish that the Australia wildfire would disappear.

Genie: Ok!

Me: my second wish is for the Coronavirus to disappear.

Genie: ok!

Me: and I wish I was in Bendy and Boris the quest for the ink machine for my whole life-