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Kidnapper: *calls*

Me: *picks up* hello?

Kidnapper: where do you live?

Me: with my family

Kidnapper: where does your family live?

Me: with me-

Kidnapper: where do you all live?

Me: beside our neighbors-

Kidnapper: where does your neighbor live?.

Me: if I tell you, you won't believe me

Kidnapper: *thinking I'm actually gonna tell* I'll believe you

Me: right next my house-

But seriously just immediately hang up-