*shadow and donnie were talking*

donnie: I mean- it was good but it wasn't great-

y/n: oh nononononono-

*sees them* hey, y/n

y/n: *punches my stomach*

aGH- *looks up at them* wHAT THE FUCK!?

y/n: you are one of my very best friends and I can not stand by and watch you throw away your life like this... yOU'RE TOO YOUNG, YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!-

what the fuck are you talking about?

y/n: I'm talking about the baby thats growing inside of your belly right now.

. . .

donnie: see ya- *leaves*

. . . iM NOT PREGNANT-

y/n: well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking mui tai classes!

I was never pregnant y/n.

y/n: uh- are you sure?-

yes I'm FUCKING sure-

April: I'm sorry, but, why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

y/n: oh! I found this positive pregnancy test and there-

April:*punches my stomach*

AAGH- MOTHER FUCKER-