imma make a new furry tomorrow. he'll be a hobby ventriloquist, focusing on artwork.

- loves rabbits

- when annoyed/angered swears a ton

- also, when agitated chews anything in sight (even a stranger's arm)

- has a habit of chewing his nails aimlessly while drawing

- big belief in the paranormal. like, so far that he won't watch a scary movie alone in fear the monster will attack him

- gay

- will shamelessly stare at someone in public if he thinks their hot

- has a rabbit puppet

- somewhat skilled at ventriloquism

- but more skilled in art

- owns a single tuxedo. it's reserved for fancy parties and private time

- can't sleep without a stuffed animal (a huge rabbit)

- talks in his sleep a lot (one time said "lemon cupcake momma" then sleep-walked to the fridge before waling up)

- lives with his younger brother (aka brother that's 30 mins younger than him)

- calls himself favorite child

- one time blacked out during a party and woke up on the roof. nobody will tell him what happened, and when he went inside the house was cleaner than before the party

- if his brother does something to deserve punishment, he will steal things from him and hide them in his closet (nobody is allowed to enter his closet except for him. nobody knows why)

- thinks tadpoles and snails are adorable (and rabbits !!!)

- has a pet rabbit named lucy and a snail named mufasa

- can't handle people who drive and text at the same time (he will take their phone and sit on it)

- sometimes gets caught up in looking at his phone while flossing or brushing his teeth and his gums end up bleeding

- once convinced his little brother he could eat anything. he got the whole town in on it. his brother never found out and to this day will try to get him to eat a plate

- weapon of choice is a fork

- the guy who comments on gay fics like "wow didn't think he could sit straight I thought he could only sit gay" because he finds it funny

- will gnaw on a stick of butter for hours then put it back and blame it on his brother

- hates dresses for some reason and immediately dislikes anyone he meets who is wearing one

- likes sitting by the window and pointing finger guns at strangers saying "pew pew" quietly. this often occurs at some point between 9pm and 9am

- is disgusted by cake icing. instead, he eats all the cake he can and throws the rest (icing) in the trash

- hates cheese, so he pretends to be allergic to it

- ran an origami club in elementary school (aka he and five other losers sat on the bench every recess for three years making origami)

- every friday he paints a sun or cloud on his right hand to show how his week went

- one time kissed someone to get free waffles

- LOVES waffles

- when walking around the house, he sometimes narrates his life (often in third person. "he wandered the living room, pondering life")

- has a song he's calls his "personal jam" and will drop (literally) everything to sing and dance along. this song is gangnam style

- tried to stay on a strict diet but gave up after a month (his reason? it demanded he eat cheese)

- enjoys hoarding books. that's what's in his closet. stacks and stacks of random books. he doesn't even read them. he just picks up as many books as he can hold at thrift shops, buys them all and stacks them in the closet. his brother thinks it's something scandalous, but it's not. it's just books.

- fully believes his guardian angel was fired while he was in the womb

- knows all the dinosaurs are just hiding in someone's closet

- passes out if he smells onions. and so, onions are now banned from their house

- every new year, he will read his favorite book from that year. it's a ritual by now

- one time found a plastic bird skull under his bed. nobody's sure how it got there, but he's convinced it's from a party

- always blows bubbles in a drink if he has a straw. even though his brother yells at him about it, he will do it.

- loves to cuddle

- one time passed out on his brother while they were watching a movie and a friend walked in on them. they aren't friends anymore for .... reasons.

- will stalk people he really likes on the internet (he swears it's harmless)

- has a scar on his arm where he bit it after getting into a fight with his brother

- always wakes up thinking he's home alone and walks around the house without a shirt or pants on. normally he is not alone (one time walked downstairs to find his brother had invited over his girlfriend. they were making out on the couch and he walked downstairs. he made himself present by laughing at the movie they were watching)

- after that his brother and girlfriend broke up

- will eat a mountain of gummy candies

- has a weird habit of coating himself in glitter and running around screaming "IM SPARKLING"

- if he doesn't like a place, he'll go to their bathroom and write his review in sharpie on the wall

- owns a zebra-print tie he wears in his room only

- scared of needles

- one time was dared to put on bright red lipstick and run around his lawn screaming. he accepted the dare and his neighbors called the police

- swallowed a coin when he was two. it's never come out, but nobody can find it in x-rays

- seems to have a new crush every week

- wants to have a dark secret but can't seem to think of the right one

- one time was reading a fic in a library and his otp kissed and he openly jumped up and yelled "YES" at the top of his lungs. his brother fell out of a chair and three children started crying

- has a lava rock somewhere in his closet, but he can't find it through all the books

- instead of punching in a fight, he clings and scratches (occasionally biting as well)

- calls his favorite mug "sebastian"

- will chug any liquid any chance he gets

- proud of the fact he can fit his fist in his mouth. his party trick is this as well

- treats most of his friends like his personal evil minions

- one time ran downstairs and shouted "IF ANYONE ASKS I LEFT THE COUNTRY" at his brother with a bag before running out the door and hiding in the bushes. his brother panicked and looked for him for three hours

- is extremely comfortable about their sexuality. like the kind of guy who greets a new person by saying "hello I am ___ and I'm gay"

- scared of 3am

- fascinated with fungus. one time he tried to grow mushrooms in his room but his brother got upset and refused

- likes to freak his brother out by poking his ventriloquist doll around the corner of a wall and saying, in a perfect creepy voice, "I see you." If his brother looks at it he quickly pulls it back and tip-toes to his room. when his brother asks if he did it, he's already in his room and denies it every time

- can't do digital art for shit. he does traditional art at a professional level, though

- his brother moved out first, but when he told his mom he was gay his mom tried hooking him up with people and so he moved out too

I'll prob add more to this later.