So, here's my brain dump chapter of chapter titles

You can use them if you want, just ask :)) 

These will probably show up in my books someday 

1. Loose Lips Sink Ships  (ya know, like that US saying during the WWs)

2. Seas The Day

3. A Guide To Giving Up

4. Don't Die This Time

5. I'm Packing Up My Crayons And Leaving

 6. Nasty Dirty Slush

7. Don't Worry, It Only Seems Kinky The First Time

8. Hallelujah, My Ass

9. Why Couldn't It Be Mini Golf?

10. Don't Look

11. The Dead Man's Waltz

12. Sphinx of Black Quartz, Judge My Vow

13. Lets Dissapoint Each Other

14. Two Birds, No Stones. Please Don't Kill My Birds

15. It's Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still

16. Harry Styles Wouldn't Treat Me Like This

17. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Douchebag

18. Time For Murder

19. Don't Do It, You Son of a-

20. No Touchy

21. We Are Not In Spain

22. Les I'm Miserable

23. So, Maybe I'm Not Ok

24. Stay Fresh, Cheesebags

25. I Should've Stayed Home Today

26. I'm Calling My Lawyer

27. Party Like It's 1776

28. NEVERMIND

29. Cue The Beat Drop

30. No, I'm Not Losing. I Just Really Like The Taste Of Dirt

31. Counting Dead Stars

32. Sacrificing Myself For An Idiot

33. In Which We Screw Everything Up

34. Canadians Are Scary

35. WTF Was In Those Drinks?!