Yayyyyy 

- the hottest it got was about 111 degrees Fahrenheit (44 C) geez

- took a glass bottom boat tour on a lake and saw lots and lots of turtles which was cool except two of them totally started to brawl

- screamed in my sleep the first night and woke the whole family up

- bolted awake in cold sweat at least 4 times the next night ????? bro what was I on 

- got this dino lunch box at a random HEB we stopped at lmao (ft. me wearing my brothers zodiac shows because they were the only ones I could find in the hotel room) 

- toured a major TX college, in which we learned there was a weekly lettuce eating club, in which the members meet up once a week in the library and eat heads of lettuce. Whoever eats it the fastest is crowned lettuce king for the week

- went to a Polish Pottery store and raided their clearance section (even a little tiny spoon was like $50 no kidding if it wasn't clearance-) and got this princess cup :))))

- also at the college tour, there were Adnan warning signs 

The kid who was guiding us said "there's raccoons here and they're super cool but one day some kid tried to pick it up and be it's friend and now we have these signs and he's got a sick scar" Aiden who

- at a different college tour we were led to a square where students make speeches and express themselves, its like some symbolic first amendment square- and we were told the story of how last week, a kid stood in the middle of the square, proudly on a statue podium, and raised a sign that said "is lasagna a sandwich?" Which then sparked a 3 hour debate with at least 100 students divided into sides. A few teachers came down to see what the fuss was about and ended up joining the debate. Anyway lasagna is totally a sandwich. 

- at a fancy store (tm) they were selling bracelets for different disease awareness to raise money but they were all like,,, really specific diseases and my big brother thought it'd be really funny to try and find bracelets for all the specific conditions and diseases I have and he actually found quite a lot lmao

but it was so funny because he'd get so excited and be loud about it

"Y E S I FOUND EPILEPSY" 

- had a dream that all my online friends said "wow quack you're like really mean lately we don't like you anymore" so if anyONE COULD CONFIRM THAT I AM INDEED NOT A MEAN PERSON- /hj 

- whenever we take a road trip we stop in Waco to go to Baylor University, because they have a bear habitat and ya boi always asks "canweseethem pleasepleaseplease" 

- I've seen plenty of Mexico license plates before- but for some reason, I was so tired, that about 3 hours into the trip when I saw we were stopped at a light next to a Nuevo León car, I genuinely asked "mama why are we in Mexico????????? I didn't bring my passport what how'd we get here"

- this isn't trip related I'm just so excitedjakdkakdkaksjwj

- anyway here's a sick view of the Texas capitol I got 

sure, the architecture is gorgeous, I guess... 

And they have their own engraved elevators....

But my FAVORITE PART

is this fuckeiidisingucking sign

Aw yes, the first place I think when someone says bbq- the Texas Capitol building gift shop. Yo, governor, pass the ketchup.