It's 8 pm 

SURGERY ONE — 0/10

Bro, I don't care if you're an hour old- you just had heart surgery for goodness sakes, and all you can do it make baby noises? What a basic ass bitch smh where's the flavor 

SURGERY 2 — 8/10 THERE WE GO!!

Spent months in the NICU, in which I had a surgery and almost died

THERE'S the flavor!!! You go bro!! Docked points for making baby noises 

SURGERY 3 — ??????

2 years old, no one has legit ever told me anything anything about this one, other than the fact I had it???? 

SURGERY 4 — 3/10

5 years old, walked into the hospital wearing a nightgown and slippers with my teddy bear, came out crying because I asked the nurse for something to eat when I woke up and thought I was super rude by asking that can you tell how bad my anxiety was <3 

SURGERY 5 — 10/10

*wakes up*

Nurse: "hi baby, how are you :))))"

Me: "........dude"

SURGERY 6 — 10/10

When they were putting me under my anithesioigistisiligist was this old Vietnamese lady who kept getting RIGHT in my face trying to consol me, her assistant was the most American Boy (tm) I have ever seen, this man was tall and skinny and he was like,,,, actually GLOWING like he didn't look human it was insane 

Dude help me out here old lady is freaking me out 

10/10 for the glow

SURGERY 7 — -1000000000/10

This June

Nurse: "hey, honey, how are you feeling?"

Me, just waking up and still heavily drugged: "my bones, Arees. I have scoliosis"

Nurse: ".....ok honey"