Cucumber-Chan
Cucu, I sincerely hope you didn't expect me to take your request completely seriously.

Notice the anime eyes on the fish. The references are endless.

I mean c'mon! How could I? I'm too trashy for that.
Which reminds me, I SHALL ENTER THY CONTEST. IT IS MY DESTINY FOR I AM THE TRASHIEST TRASH TO EVER TRASH.

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