Furno: Excuse me everyone S3X! Now that I have your attention.

Surge: You don't have our attention...

Furno: Money!

Surge: I'm listening.

Stringer: You had me at s3x.

Furno: Pervert.

Breez: You have our attention just by screaming anything.

Furno: That's good to know AHHHHHHH-

Zib in the back: ... I don't get paid enough for this.

*****

Video: You're pregnant, the exact moment your watching this video. What's your reaction?

Zib: ... So I got pregnant despite my gender and literally, out of the blue?

Breez: ... Honestly, not too surprised if I was pregnant.

Rocka: How does pregnancy even work by us robots???

Surge: Where does the baby come out of?! Do doctors cut me open and take the baby out or what??

Evo: I am not prepared enough for this, f*ck.

*****

Zib and Websy in a nutshell

Zib: *picks up the tarantula* You're frien now.

*****

Wolfie: *singing* This boy is on fire~!!

Surge: *trying to put out the fire in the training room because Furno's powers acted up again and Furno is on fire in the literal sense* NOW IS NOT THE TIME WOLFIE AND HELP US!!!

*****

Lynn: Who's the hottest Uber driver you ever met?

Bulk: I've never been to Ovoo Javer.

Rocka dieing in the back while laughing.

*****

Stormer: Welp.

Stormer: *standing by the pool which was frozen from his powers acting up* Instead of going swimming we're going ice-skating apparently.

*****

Stringer: The last thing you drew is coming to kill you. How screwed are you?

Lynn: ... *Opens a portal and jumps through it* I'm off to the Anti-Void so I don't get killed by a certain villain byeeee!

Stringer: ... The hell?

*****

POV: idk

Wolfie: Open the, open the door please *hits the door* Surge open the door!

Surge: I am opening the door but you're leaning on the door mate! I can't... how can I open it? And stop banging as well, I swear to God! What do you mean "set me free"? Set me free then! BAKA GA OMAE?!

*****

Rocka is sitting by the dining table with notes spread across it. The pen he's holding suddenly snaps in half, getting ink all over his hand and on the papers.

Rocka: ... *inhales*

Rocka: *loud cursing in Spanish*

*****

Surge: Guys, I found this notebook from an anime in the living room and it's the Death Note.

Evo: How did you know that?

Surge: *flips the book over showing "death note" written on it*

Evo: Oh. Wait... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH IT?!

Zib: Use it-

Quadle: [Zib no you're not using it to kill him]

*****

Furno: *doing something stupid*

Wolfie: This... Is who you look up to?

Evo: *sighs* Yes.

*****

Other mission chief: They seem like a real handful, how do you deal with them?

Zib: *looks at the Alpha-Team causing the usual chaos amongst each other*

Zib: I don't know.

*****

Thresher: You're birthday is on the twenty ninth of February, right?

Zib: Yes.

Thresher: So you're birthday is every four years?

Zib: Correct.

Thresher: ... If I were to date you, it would be illegal because you're technically a minor.

Zib: Oh my god can y'all stop mocking me for my birthday already?!

*****

Lynn: *in her room with a doll version of Bulk*

Lynn: *makes a few red strings appear around the doll and throws it to the other side of the room*

A thud is heard from the main room of the real Bulk hitting the wall.

*****

Nebula: Is there one thing you regret after becoming a villain?

Purge: ... Yeah, leaving my mom behind.

*****

What I think Stormer thought in Core Crisis

???: Do you blame yourself?

Stormer: What?

???: Well it's quite common for a patient to feel a sort of guilt in this situation.

Stormer: What situation?...

???: ... The accident.

Furno: Stormer? Stormer?! Stormer! Alpha leader do you read me?

Stormer: *snaps back* Yeah, yeah, I do...

*****

Stormer: Furno and I are having a baby.

Siren: That's gre-

Stormer, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

*****

Furno: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Zib:

Zib: Furno, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Surge: *Sips coffee from bowl* Take a guess mom...

*****

Evo: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

*****

Purge: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Corroder: Not if they consent to it.

Serena: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Nebula: YES?!?

*****

Purge: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Nebula: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Purge: Yes!

Thunder: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

*****

Stormer: Violence isn't the answer.

Siren: You’re right.

Stormer: *sighs in relief*

Siren: Violence is the question.

Stormer: What?

Siren, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Stormer, running after her: NO-

*****

Furno, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Nex.

Nex: How did you do that without turning around?

Furno: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

*****

Training while blindfolded. Who came up with this idea?

Everyone: *trying not to bump into each other or run into walls*

Surge and Siren: *literally the only two who can train normally*

*****

Rocka: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Surge: I would hope he's not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Nex: In your pantry!

Rocka: Yeah... and eating them raw, and he keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make him stop?

Surge: Is your friend here?

Rocka, motioning to Furno: Yeah.

Surge, to Furno: You're a monster! Words MEAN things!

Evo: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Evo: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Evo: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?!

Everyone else: No.

Evo, to Surge and Nex: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Surge: YAAAAAAAAY!

Nex: THE PRESTIGE!

Zib: Just a normal Sunday afternoon with the Alpha-team where things happen no one can really comprehend.

*****

Fire Lord: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Nebula: Language!

Purge: Yeah watch your fucking language

Nebula: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PERSON C THE FUCK WORD?

Serena: 'The fuck word'.

Purge: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Thunder: Oh my god he just censored it.

XPlode: Say fuck, Purge.

Rotor: Do it, Purge. Say fuck.

*****

Zib: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Siren: *turning to Bulk* How tall are you?

Bulk & Zib:

*****

Basically after XPlode and Rotor started dating

Rotor: Serena, can I talk to you for a second?

Serena: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and XPlode are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Rotor: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

*****

Furno: So that’s my plan.

Rocka: *looks at Stormer who nodded* Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Furno: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Rocka: It fucking sucks.

Furno: That’s not constructive criticism.

*****

Bulk, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Bulk: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Bulk: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

*****

Purge: Someone will die.

Nebula: *trying to ease Purge out of his desire for murder* Of fun?

Purge: No.

Nebula: damn it..

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM

Purge: *starts to randomly chuckle which then turns into laughter like in the video*

Everyone else: *starring at him wondering what the hell is going on*

Nebula: *holds up a crucifix*

*****

What's this? Number 17 of incorrect quotes chapters?
Yes cuz I'm in a weird phase.