POV: Siren is pissed

Siren: Welcome back to The Lion, The Witch and The Audacity of this bitch

(Was this in Sirenalagirl53 incorrect quotes book? Yes. Yes it was)

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Zib and Surge: We may be depressed, but at least we have a nice coffee!

Rocka: You're still depressed.

Zib: But I have a nice coffee.

Bulk: But you're still depressed!

Surge: Okay, but at least I have nice coffee!

(Furno and Quadle already gave up)

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Zib: *in his office in front of multiple monitors* . . . Where the f*** is my mouse?

Quadle laughing in the back

Zib: It's not funny Quadle!!!

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POV: Wolfie and Breez are looking for Nex in the indoor garden

Breez: *standing under a tree* Where IS that guy?!

Nex: *hanging from a branch upside down* Hi sisters!!!

Wolfie and Breez: AHHH!!!

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Thresher: Not trying to be dramatic but...

*drinks some soda*

Thresher: If I don't get some affection soon, I might just expire

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Siren: When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur!!

Furno: Aw, why? Because they're big and strong?

Siren: Because they're dead.

Furno: Siren, no!

(Alternatively, it could be with Surge)

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Surge: *pissed* Wolfie, did you break my favourite mug?

Wolfie: *Mentally* Okay Wolfie, play dumb, maybe he'll let you be.

Wolfie: Who's Wolfie?

Wolfie: *mentally* F***ING HELL NOT THAT DUMB!!!

*****

Zib: *in his office* Wow, a surprisingly peaceful and domestic moment! When will it ruined....

Crashing is heard from the kitchen

Wolfie: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!!!

Zib: There it is.

(Is this from Owl House? Yes, yes it is)

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(Surge's first time drinking coffee be like)

Wolfie's watching a TikTok

Video: Remember, more espresso, less despresso!

Zib: *standing next to her* That's dumb-

Surge: *takes Zib's coffee and drinks it* . . . I'm still depressed but now I'm fast!

******

POV: Surge breaks the fourth wall and finds out that Creator is the reason of his misery

Surge: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Creator: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Surge: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Superstar!Surge: Yo is Purge sleeping or dead?

TwistedRoles!Surge: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Female!Surge: Yeah, so did I.

Villain!Surge (aka Purge): Okay first of all, fuck you-

*****

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Rocka please come to the front desk?

Rocka: *arriving at the desk* Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Bulk and Surge*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Bulk and Surge, simultaneously: We got lost.

Rocka: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

******

Rocka: What is your biggest weakness?

Furno: I can be uncooperative.

Rocka: Okay, can you give me an example?

Furno: No.

*****

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Siren*

Siren: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

*****

Zib: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Bulk: Put spaghetti in it.

Zib: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Siren: Put spaghetti in it.

Zib: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Stormer: Put spaghetti in it.

Zib: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

*****

Siren: Favorite horror movie?

Nex: It

Stormer: Saw

Breez: Annabelle

Zib: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

*****

Bulk: Jimi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Stringer: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Bulk: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Surge.

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Wolfie: Why is Surge so pissed?

Furno: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes

Wolfie: And...?

Furno: He got Dark Purge...

*****

Quadle: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Zib: I do have a sense of humor you know

Quadle: I've never heard you laugh before

Zib: I've never heard you say anything funny

Quadle: dude...

*****

Breez: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

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(Imagine they're humans)

Bulk, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Rocka: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Rocka: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Bulk, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Rocka: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Rocka: YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!!

Bulk, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Surge: *holding a to-go coffee* ..... I regret waking up today....

*****

Siren: If you had to choose between Wolfie and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Zib: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Wolfie: Ziiib!

Siren: 63 cents.

Zib: I'll take the money.

Wolfie: ZIIIIIIIIB!!

*****

Nex: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Evo laughing in the back

*****

Bulk: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Stringer: Okay.

Bulk: And make out during the scary parts.

Stringer: Th-

Stringer: The scary parts.

Stringer: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl??

(I have no f***ing idea what the f*** happened here)

*****

POV: The team's having difficulties with a "spying" mission

Stormer: Time for plan G.

Siren: Don't you mean plan B?

Stormer: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Evo: What about plan D?

Stormer: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Breez: What about plan E?

Stormer: I'm hoping not to use it. Rocka dies in plan E...

Furno: I like plan E.

Rocka and Surge: FURNO!!

*****

Stormer, banging on the door: Siren! Open up!

Siren: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Furno: No, he meant-

Stormer: Let her finish.

(Plot twist, Stormer actually wanted Siren to "open up" in that meaning)

*****

*Rocka is cooking*

Bulk: Any chance that's for me?

Rocka: It's for Furno. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Surge: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

(Creator: I have no fricking idea what the hell this is...)