Zib: You guys going to be alright home alone?

Stormer: Don't worry, we can handle this.

*Bulk runs past them while being chased by Rocka followed by Surge*

Rocka: GOD DAMNIT BULK QUIT HIDING MY RECON TEAM PAPERS!!!

Surge: STOP RUNNING YOU TWO FOR F***'S SAKE!!!

Zib:

Stormer: *facepalms with a sigh*

******

Surge: Hey, did you know that you learn to read, but read to learn-?

Zib: Surge, please I haven't slept for the past two weeks I'm not in the mood for this.

*****

Siren: Papa, am I ugly?

Stormer: No, of course not, you're the most beautiful living being in the world!

MEANWHILE

Furno: *in Zib's office* Mom, am I ugly-?

Zib: *absolutely moody* Very much.

Quadle wheezing in one corner.

*****

Shadowzone: *cracks knuckles and holds up his fists* Alright, let's settle this once and for all!

Genderbend!Zib: Ladies do not start fights *flexes fingers and holds up her fists as well with a grin* but they can finish one!

*****

Bulk and Wolfie stood by the kitchen entrance, both equipped with nerf guns. Zib and Surge where in the kitchen. Wolfie and Bulk gave each other a nod and fired at the two at the same time. Zib tilted his head to dodge the shot directed at him, as Surge held up both hands as he caught the shots directed at him. They both looked at the other two.

Surge: Duncan Bulk...

Zib: Wolfie...

Wolfie: ... I'm out bye! *teleports away*

Bulk: Hey, wait for me! *runs away*

****

Female!Surge: Hey I'm lesbian.

Bulk: I thought you were American?

****

Then

Bulk: *next to Zib* Mama.

Zib: *working so ignores him*

Bulk: Mama amama.

Zib: *still ignoring Bulk*

Bulk: Mamaa. Mama amama. Mama? Mama! Mama!! Mama!! MAMA!!!

Bulk was making weird noises to get Zib's attention, who just had his face in his hands.

Now

Zib: *in his office with Bulk next to him*

Bulk: *takes a breath* MAMAAA!!!!

****

Rocka: *Gently taps table*

Bulk: *Taps back*

Stormer: What are they doing?

Surge: *holding a to-go coffee* Morse code.

Rocka: *Aggressively taps table*

Bulk: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

****

Zib: WHY. why did you give Siren a KNIFE?!

Quadle: [I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.]

Zib: Now I feel unsafe!

Quadle: [I’m sorry.]

Quadle: [... would you like a knife?]

Zib: No! .... Although I did loose my pocket knife recently, I'll take it.

****

Stormer: *holding a plush version of himself Wolfie gave him*

Stormer: A plush? Seriously?

Wolfie: I can take it back if you don't like it-

Stormer: No f*** off it's mine.

(I am tempted to give the entire team plush versions of themselves)

****

Surge: Good morning.

Wolfie: Good morning.

Stormer: Good morning.

Siren: Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Zib: *in one heck of a mood* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

****

Furno: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Rocka: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Furno: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Nex: Actually I did the math, Rocka would have $225, not $0.15

Rocka: Fam I’m right here....

Surge: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Furno: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Surge: Sorry I only have a dollar

Furno: :(

Evo: Hey I just realized, Nex is right, Rocka would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Surge: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rocka: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Bulk: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Rocka: Apply juice to what

Stringer: Directly to the forehead

Breez: Boys, it is f***ing 2am. Go to sleep.

****

Wolfie: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Quadle: [Mind your language!]

Wolfie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Quadle:

Wolfie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes

****

Virus: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Zib: Virus, no-

****

Breez was chasing Nex around the mansion because he jumpscared her for the fifth time that day, until Zib stopped them.

Zib: You have to apologize to Nex.

Breez: Fine.

Breez: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

****

Bulk: Change is inedible.

Rocka: Don't you mean inevitable?

Bulk, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Surge: .... Nani???

****

POV: The Hero Craft crashed into a forest and the team along with Zib were trying to find a way out.

Nex: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Surge: I'm as sure as I am honest.

Zib: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Surge: Yup!

****

Mood

Siren: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Stormer: Looking right because you left

Rocka: Looking up cause you let me down

Nex: Looking down cause you fucked up

Zib: .... At this point I'm not even going to complain.

****

Wolfie: This is bothering me.

Siren: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Wolfie: That too, but uh, that's pretty par for the course, actually.

Later

Zib: You did WHAT?!

****

Siren: Goodnight moon.

Siren: Goodnight tree.

Siren: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

****

Surge: I CAN'T DO IT!

Evo: I CAN'T EITHER!

Surge: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!!

Furno: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Surge: ...

Surge: I appreciate it,

Surge: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Breez: Surge-

Surge: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Siren: Surge we gotta-

Surge: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Surge: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Surge: *motions to Purge, Von Nebula and about a hundred winged Shadow Villains* NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7gk7RZXvA

Surge is listening to music

Evo: What do you think is Surge listetnig to?

Nex: Dunno.

Wolfie: Let's find out!

Zib: Guys, don't-!

Wolfie snapped her fingers and Surge's headphones disconnected from his phone.

Surge's phone: This goes to the strippers and the f***in' pornstars and the mother-motherf***ers showin' shit on the bar. This goes to the strippers and the f***in' pornstars and them sexy motherf***ers showin' shit on the bar.

Surge took off his headphones noticing the change of volume and saw Evo, Nex, Wolfie and Furno, who just walked in, starring at him. Zib sighed and facepalmed.

Surge: .... Uh, hi?

****

Zib got turned into a kid and is pissed

Wolfie: Awe, is the little guy mad?

Zib: Go cry about it b*tch!

****

Stringer and Bulk: *going to the front door*

Stormer: *on the couch* Where are you two going?

Bulk: Uh, going to look for a new bed.

Stormer: Why that?

Stringer: We, accidentally broke mine last night...

Stormer: Ah okay, stay out of trouble.

The two left.

Surge, sitting next to Stormer:  . . . . *groans and hides his face with a book*

Stormer:  . . . . Hol' up-

Am I going through a phase where Zib and Surge are in a tie of being my favourite characters? Yes. Yes I am.