Dare from Snapple651 my girl stephanie bout to make me write some crazy shiz-

Carson: Welcome, to yet another chapter in this book! Today we have Branch and Poppy, but the question today is for Branch so we got Poppy on the sidelines-

Poppy: yaaay.....

Carson: Oh shush Poppy! Be happy your invited! I could remove you in a snap.

Branch: Lord have mercy on Carson

Carson: Let me beg the lord for guidence myself, bish! *ahem* Dear God, please bless me

Branch: So much for team spirit- Anyway now what was the dang question you was gonna ask me?!

Carson: Well dang, Again Lord, Forgive me. And the question for you Branch is, who would you prefer, Satin, Or Chennile?

Branch: Whats the difference? Their both the same...

Poppy: Branch that was the rudest most meanest thang anyone could ever possibly say

Branch: At least I aint say it to you, Glitterface!

Poppy: Imma come down there and smack the glitter out of your-

Branch: DO IT! I WANT YOU TO!

Poppy: OKAY IMMA COME DOWN THERE AND SMACK YOUR-

Carson: NOW EVERYONE CALM THE HECK DOWN- Jesus please forgive us all- *breathes the frick out* now what were you gonna say Branch-

Branch: Well, uH who knows-

Poppy: Hey Branch, if you were to date one of them, who would you choose?

Branch: Well that date would be kind of awkward because their hair is connected sO

Poppy: Time is ticking..... Like Carson said, she can remove you at any time-

Branch: She was talking to YOU when she said that!

Poppy: *tick tock tick tock tick tock*

Branch: ugh okay FINE! I choose neither cuz their both UGLY!

Poppy: And to think all of the stuff they do for you-

Branch: Nobody asked you, airhead!

Carson: uh Branch you realize you gotta pick one right-

Branch: I HAVE too? So i can't get out of this one.

Carson: uh uh. You've gotten out of too many of these Branch:

Branch: Okay FINE. I choose Chennile! Y'all preasure me too much-

Carson: Well that's all we needed to know, fool! Took you 339 words to say something!

Branch: I am NOT a fool-

Carson: Oh but you are. Alright that's it for today!

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Hey guys I'm thinking of doing an update schedule. I'll think about over night, but here's your chapter for tonight. Baiiiii!