Dare from @TrollsAwesome

Carson: Welcome! Now before you read this and say " Wtf are you doing at 6 AM?" Let me ask you, "Wtf are YOU doing at 6 AM??"

Branch: Well damn...

Carson: Anyways, I also got a new computer, so I don't have to write on tablet :D
I know your wondering, "why can't you do it on your phone?" Well I have my reasons, so stop being nosy!

Branch: Why are you acusing them of being nosy, they ain't even do nothing...

Carson: Bish, its 6 AM and I can't sleep so leave me alone!

Poppy: Well anyway, on to the dare! It looks like we have to make a funny story and tell it to the kids!

Branch: I got one! Once upon a time a kid packed his lunch, and his lunchbox ate it! The End! *bows dramatically*

Kids: *silently laugh*

Carson: *sarcastic clap*

Poppy: *does the same*

Branch: What! That's the best I could come up with...

Poppy: Well Imma just read one of my old scrapbooks to them..

Carson: NO! It said 'make up' a story. And plus, they have read EVERY LAST ONE of those scrapbooks.

Kids: *Silently nod heads*

Poppy: ;-;

Branch: Well........................................ i got nothing-

Poppy: Everybody be on they phones these days.... so it should be about somebody's phone!

Branch: *eye roll*

Poppy: What? You think you can do better than that?

Branch: Yes indeed I can.

Poppy: Try me

Branch: Okay. Once upon, there was this troll named Poppy. She thought she was better than this other troll named Branch. But Branch knew she wasn't. So they argued and argued until*blushes* they fell in love. The end

Poppy: *silence*

Carson: *sheds a single tear* I'm a great author *sheds another*

Kids: oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

Poppy: When tf did you get here-

Carson: They've been here. And you guys did a good job at keeping it PG!

Branch: well if it went over PG then there would be dimmed lights and a-

Carson: *flings branch out the window* I SAID KEEP IT PG

Branch:Owwwwwww

Poppy: O-O

Carson: And that's it for now! Bye Bye!