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Me: We got a new comment, but before that, I may announce that someone will be a side character permanently >:D

I-Want-A-Ransom, you have the honor to be a side character!!!

Ransom: OMG YEEEEES thank youuu!!
(Hope you don't mind me calling you Ransom for short)

Me: No problemo, now go and say what you want!

Ransom: OK, ok, Error!

Error: O̲̅h̲̅ g̲̅r̲̅e̲̅a̲̅t̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅a̲̅t̲̅?

Ransom: You got a favourite Sans and you're not ShAaAaaRinG?

Error: F̲̅o̲̅r̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ l̲̅a̲̅s̲̅t̲̅ f̲̅u̲̅n̲̅k̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ t̲̅i̲̅m̲̅e̲̅, I̲̅ d̲̅o̲̅n̲̅'t̲̅ h̲̅a̲̅v̲̅e̲̅ a̲̅ f̲̅a̲̅v̲̅o̲̅u̲̅r̲̅i̲̅t̲̅e̲̅!!!
...A̲̅n̲̅d̲̅ w̲̅h̲̅o̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ h̲̅e̲̅c̲̅k̲̅ i̲̅s̲̅ c̲̅e̲̅n̲̅s̲̅o̲̅r̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ m̲̅y̲̅ s̲̅w̲̅e̲̅a̲̅r̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅?!

Me: Me, cuz I wanna annoy you :p

*Error and I start arguing*

Ransom: Ay ok...Aaanyways, Sci!

Sci: Yes?

Ransom: Did you know that Fell is pretty gay for you too???

Sci: You mean Edge? Cuz we call UF!Papyrus Fell.

Ransom: 0-0, yeah you know who I mean...Just answer my question >:)

Sci: First off, I admit, I'm gay, but I never confirmed for who I'm gay for, and Second, NO WAY Edge is gay for me! I'm just a friend to him!

Ransom: Yeah right! You act like I don't see those extra gay moments- y'know what, why don't I go ask him!

Sci: ....Ya know, go for it! See for yourself!

Me: *randomly teleports* I'll help!!! *teleports Edge*

Edge: Da funk?

Ransom: Yes! Let's go!

Edge: What the actual funk is going on?

Ransom: EDGE! What are your thoughts on Sci- if you don't mind?

Edge: On Sci?

Ransom: y'know, the nerd that you hung out with at the Christmas party~?

Edge: Yeah, I know who you're talking about...you want the short version, or the long version?

Ransom: Which one you prefer!

Edge: *sigh* Alright, so, Sci's my best friend. I've always liked going on killing sprees with him. He's also got some surprises up his sleeves. Honestly, if I'm being fully honest, he kinda scares me...

Ransom: well .... What would you think if I told you that he likes someone?

Edge: .... Well, does he?

Ransom: maybe- yes....but maybe no? What do you think about that?

Edge: .....Uh, a-as long he's happy, I suppose I'm fine with that...

Me: Is that jealousy I hear~~~???

Edge: SHUT THE FUNK UP, I'M NOT JEALOUS!!

Ransom: oOh~ someone's jealous! Someone's jealous that their cRUSH likes sOMEBODY!

Edge: FOR FUNK'S SAKE HE'S NOT MY CRUSH!!

Ransom: then why are you so defensive about it "edgy mc my CHEMICAL ROMANCE!~?"

Edge: HE'S NOT MY CRUSH!! Someone else is!!

Everyone: ....

Ransom: oh? Who could that be?

Edge: Not saying, but it's not Sci!

Ransom: Hmm... then what if I told you Sci was getting together with someone? *Snickeres in lies*

Ransom: *quietly* I'm not giving up on this...

Edge: Again, if he's happy, so am I...

Ransom: *whispers to me* let's say we think of a new plan, hm?

Me: *whispers back* yeah, this shed ain't working.

Edge and Sci: what are you whispering about?

Me: n-nothing! :3

Ransom: Something! Something that won't concern you two!

Ransom: *whispering again* have any solid ideas?

Error: *out of the blue* Y̲̅o̲̅, W̲̅o̲̅l̲̅f̲̅i̲̅e̲̅, I̲̅ j̲̅u̲̅s̲̅t̲̅ l̲̅o̲̅o̲̅k̲̅e̲̅d̲̅ a̲̅t̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ n̲̅e̲̅w̲̅ c̲̅o̲̅m̲̅m̲̅e̲̅n̲̅t̲̅, a̲̅r̲̅e̲̅ w̲̅e̲̅ g̲̅o̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ t̲̅o̲̅ g̲̅e̲̅t̲̅ c̲̅h̲̅o̲̅c̲̅o̲̅l̲̅a̲̅t̲̅e̲̅ c̲̅o̲̅o̲̅k̲̅i̲̅e̲̅s̲̅?

Ransom: Of course, I left some on the counter back at that house we were at.

Error: C̲̅o̲̅o̲̅l̲̅, I̲̅'l̲̅l̲̅ t̲̅a̲̅k̲̅e̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ w̲̅h̲̅o̲̅l̲̅e̲̅ b̲̅a̲̅g̲̅.

*Sci suddenly pits his hand to his mouth and runs upstairs. You hear the bathroom for shut*

Ransom: oh no, somethin' happened.. You didn't poison him Error, did you? *looks to Error suspiciously*

Error: E̲̅x̲̅c̲̅u̲̅s̲̅e̲̅ y̲̅o̲̅u̲̅! H̲̅e̲̅'s̲̅ l̲̅i̲̅k̲̅e̲̅ a̲̅ b̲̅r̲̅o̲̅t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅r̲̅ t̲̅o̲̅ m̲̅e̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅y̲̅ s̲̅h̲̅o̲̅u̲̅l̲̅d̲̅ I̲̅ p̲̅o̲̅i̲̅s̲̅o̲̅n̲̅ h̲̅i̲̅m̲̅?!

Ransom: *jokingly* Hmmmm, suspicious.. Anyway, do you know what happened to him?

Error: O̲̅h̲̅ m̲̅y̲̅ f̲̅u̲̅n̲̅k̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ g̲̅o̲̅d̲̅...b̲̅u̲̅t̲̅ s̲̅e̲̅r̲̅i̲̅o̲̅u̲̅s̲̅l̲̅y̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅a̲̅t̲̅'s̲̅ g̲̅o̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ o̲̅n̲̅ w̲̅i̲̅t̲̅h̲̅ h̲̅i̲̅m̲̅?

Me: dunno..

Ransom: I don't know, maybe he overworked and got sick or something? I mean, it's a possibility...

Error and Edge: I hope so *glare at each other*

Me: It's a possibility *shrugs*

Ransom: soo...should we check on him-?

Error and Edge: I'll check!! *glare at each other again*

Sci: *from upstairs* Error, Edge, please don't kill each other...

Me: Sci! You're back! What happened?

Ransom: *teleports popcorn to both our hands* You alright over there?

Sci: Yeah, I'm fine, just felt a bit sick.

Ransom: Did you overwork yourself?

Sci: M-maybe...I don't really know when I overwork myself...

Ransom: Uhm, well, when did you last sleep?

Me: *eating popcorn* Oi, Error, Edge, you guys doing a starring contest or sum?

Ransom: I bet Error's gonna win. *eats handful of popcorn*

Sci: Just yesterday, Edge always makes sure I sleep *looks over at Edge*

Ransom: aWww, how cute! *eats more popcorn*

Me: lol, yes

Edge: *Finally looks at us* What? I need to, he'll kill himself if he doesn't sleep.

Ransom: *trying to embarrass Edge* Oh, I mean it's just surprising to see you care for someone that much Edge.

Edge: shut. Up. Before I dust you!

Ransom: Oh, speaking of which, care for a cookie Gacha Wolfie?

Me: You can call me Wolfie and YESH!! Gimme gimme gimme >:D!!

Ransom: Yay! Here, take some *gives some cookies they got out of who knows where*

Me: Thank you! *starts eating a cookie*

Error: H̲̅e̲̅y̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅a̲̅t̲̅ a̲̅b̲̅o̲̅u̲̅t̲̅ u̲̅s̲̅?!

Ransom: I thought you took the ba- never mind, here take some cookies *gives Error, Sci and Edge a cookie*

Me: Error's a bit weird sometimes, ngl.

Error: I̲̅ H̲̅E̲̅A̲̅R̲̅D̲̅ T̲̅H̲̅A̲̅T̲̅!!

Me: lol, idc

*Sci and Edge thank you for the cookie*

Ransom: Error, what did you do with the rest of the cookies then?

Error: I̲̅ d̲̅i̲̅d̲̅n̲̅'t̲̅ e̲̅v̲̅e̲̅n̲̅ t̲̅a̲̅k̲̅e̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ b̲̅a̲̅g̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅e̲̅n̲̅ d̲̅i̲̅d̲̅ y̲̅o̲̅u̲̅ s̲̅e̲̅e̲̅ m̲̅e̲̅ d̲̅o̲̅ i̲̅t̲̅?

Ransom: Error. You said you took the bag. Don't tell me you have the memory of an Ink-

Error: S̲̅c̲̅i̲̅ g̲̅o̲̅t̲̅ s̲̅i̲̅c̲̅k̲̅ a̲̅f̲̅t̲̅e̲̅r̲̅ I̲̅ s̲̅a̲̅i̲̅d̲̅ i̲̅t̲̅, w̲̅h̲̅y̲̅ s̲̅h̲̅o̲̅u̲̅l̲̅d̲̅ I̲̅ c̲̅a̲̅r̲̅e̲̅ a̲̅b̲̅o̲̅u̲̅t̲̅ c̲̅o̲̅o̲̅k̲̅i̲̅e̲̅s̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅n̲̅? A̲̅n̲̅d̲̅ w̲̅h̲̅y̲̅ d̲̅i̲̅d̲̅ y̲̅o̲̅u̲̅ s̲̅t̲̅o̲̅p̲̅?

Ransom: Wait, so, Sci got sick after you mentioned the cookies? I didn't notice that...also, stop what?

Error: Y̲̅o̲̅u̲̅ s̲̅a̲̅i̲̅d̲̅ "m̲̅e̲̅m̲̅o̲̅r̲̅y̲̅ o̲̅f̲̅ a̲̅n̲̅ I̲̅n̲̅k̲̅-" t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅n̲̅ y̲̅o̲̅u̲̅ s̲̅t̲̅o̲̅p̲̅p̲̅e̲̅d̲̅.

Ransom: oh yeah...damn, maybe I have a memory of an ink... I kinda forgot to finish the sentence O-O

All of us: Memory of an Ink??? What does that even mean??

Ransom: *to themselves* maybe I should say "memory of a squid" instead...hmm

Me: Ay OK! I have no idea how this went from "asking Edge about what the thinks of Sci" to "what does memory of an Ink mean" :'D

Ransom: it's 🌟s t o r y  p r o g r e s s i o n🌟 But what should we talk about? We were talking about a lot of things-

Me: lol, ikr?? But damn, this is a lot for one chapter.

Ransom: Yep, you got that right *reaches for more popcorn, realizes they ran out* Aww, I guess I'll get more later.

Me: here, you can have mine *gives Ransom my bucket*

Ransom: Thank you! See Error and Edge 🌟f r i e n d s h i p🌟

Error and Edge: We are NOT friends!!!

Me: Welp, I guess that's all for this chapter.

Sci: Oh? It's already the end?

Me: Yup, the end of the chapter. See you guys in the next one!

Everyone: Byee!

(Oh my lord, this took fricking two days, XD. Worth it. Also, I have school tomorrow, so don't expect me to upload every day now :/
Bye!!)

(Forgot to add: 3 more chapters with Error and 5 chapters with Edge!!)

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