c_u_p_c_a_k_e_z: Peridot, why do you ship Percy and Pierre?
Me: Oh no....
Peri: Vibrating
Lapis: IT BE A SHIPPING BOMB!!!!
Jasper: RRRUUUNNN
Peri: *STARTS YELLING SHIPPING OPINIONS*
Me: SHES GONNA BLOW!!!
Temple: *catches on fire*
Peri: *poofs*
Me: RUN AWAY