Dust: *sees the fish in the fridge is gone* uuuummm guys?

Killer: what?

Dust: did someone ate the fish?

Ink: what do you mean?

Dust: well I checked the fridge to see if there's any food for me to eat and I see that the last salmon is gone

Error: idk

Epic: bruh who do you think would eat fish!

Dust: idk who?

Epic: . . . . .*facepalm* . .*inhales* bruh

Cross: *sigh*

Epic: it's obviously the winged lizard bruh

Dust: ohh I forgot he eats fish even when it's raw

Ink: and where is he?

Horror: he probably is on a tree already

Sci: how did he even climb trees that fast

Error: he's a SkeleWing and they are good tree climbers

Dragon: *breaks down the vent* yup correct

Error: where did you come from?!

Dragon: the vent

Error: I thought you were in trees

Dragon: I was

Error: then why were you in the vents

Dragon: I climbed back into the vents *starts to giggle and falls on the ground landing on his feet*

Error: . . . .

Dust: Dragon what happened to you

Dragon: *giggles* what do you mean?

Classic: he had no sleep at all

Dragon:*laughs* yup! That's right

Fell: omg again?! Just go to sleep!

Dragon: * starts walking into his room still laughing*

Dust: is this normal for a SkeleWing?

Killer: Dust . . . It's not normal for everything not at all

Dust: ok. . .
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Nightmare: hey Dream close your sockets and tell me what you see bro

Dream: I see nothing bro

Nightmare: that's my life without you bro

Dream: bro

Got this from a meme
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TK: hey guys I want you to meet LizardGirl

Me: hi

Epic: *pushes Me into the river*

Epic: NO ONE CARES!!

original vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwt6-w_TQJA

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Asy: hey Dragon

Dragon: yea what's up

Asy: question

Dragon: ok ask away

Asy: do you like someone

Dragon: uuuuuuuuhhhhhh no? No.
I don't.

Asy: you sure?

Dragon: positive

Asy: 10x positive

Dragon: yes

Asy: 10000x positi-

Dragon: yeeess! A lot of times positive

Asy: ok
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Me: I don't want to go to school!

Sci: are you too old to school

Me: yes

Sci: what's 9+10?

Me: 21

Sci: get your a** to school!

From a vine but couldn't find it