Me: HE LOVES SAD CUBE!!!!

Blixer: *blushing* WH-WHAT?! OF COURSE I DON'T! I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!!!

Me: YOU'RE LYING, LOOK, YOU ARE BLUSHING!

Blixer: THAT'S IT!!! *tackles me downstairs*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa.....

There was a thud

Blixer: I hope she died 💢