Here is...my daaare for.......
Dare
The
Darth!
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I dare you to meeeet....DARTH KITTY!
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Alright?"...heeere kitty kitty...heeeeere kitty kitty kitty!"

"Meooooowroooow meow meooooow meow meow meow*"

"Whaaa?...Oh, thaaat's what this is for."

Putting on the cattacoll headband, Darth Vader now will understand the kitty.

"Hello,kitty"

"Don't...call me kitty**"

"....but you..are a cat"

"Yes, a cat, not a kitten!"

"...What's the difference?"

Darth CATTY hisses before replying.

"A kitten is a baby cat,,like a baby is a small adult with no teeth and can't talk."

"That makes sense...so, you have no suit, why?"

"Cats have nine lives."

"How the heck do you...the rumors are true!"

Yep, We're cuddly, and almost last forever"

"Luke loves cats. He always beeeegs for one...everyday we pass the pet shop after Reezy demands she needs a smoothie or she will die in a pool of sadness, he runs in and pets them until the lady who works there kicks him out...which is everytime he says that he isn't buying...I probably should get him one"

"My son is the same, except he wants lightclaws, like mine, and Reezia wants a trout or she will die of starvation...I could be his cat...if you want. Just send him here to me!"

"That...is...a... ridiculously... purrfect idea! I won't have to spend credits on it!"

"Nice pun."

"Thanks."

"Well,time is up,hope to see you soon!"

"With pleasure, shiny human me, I will now give you the snuggle up that we do to humans who we actually care about."

Darth Catty cuddles up against Vader's calf, purring the whole time.
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"Weeeell, wasn't that fun?"

"...He is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life...and it's not because he's me."

"...he is pretty cute, an' he?"
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Leave more questions in the comments...oh,the stars?I...guess I'll translate.

*The Imperial March
**if you get the reference...then you must ship it...No, not the cat and Vader, that is nasty!
Alright,REEZY OUT!!TTYL