Alex: FullmetalAlchemist24 wants you to sing a little something in front of Edward and Lan Fan.

Ling: I got this.

Edward: Why am I here?

Lan Fan: Shush!! He's gonna sing.

Ling: *clears throat and sings* Warm Edward, soft Edward, little ball of fur.

Alex: *claps* Bravo!!

Lan Fan: Bravo lord.

Edward:......