Ling: This'll be fun~ *turns to everyone else* Ed is short, Envy is a Palm tree, Mustang is a hothead,Hawkeye is a miss shot, Al is a Tin can, Lan Fan is my waifu, Scar is Lion King, May is a little girlie, Olivier is Madame, Alex is way too muscly, and Izumi has anger issues.

Everyone else: *beats up Ling*

*laughs* HA!