Alex: Bad news Ling, its another dare from Envy_theJealous.

Ling: Damn Palm tree.

Alex: He wants you to kiss every guy you know in front of Lan Fan and tell her that they're better kissers than she is.

Ling: Shit...this won't end well.

*every guy he knows lines up*

Alex: *brings Lan Fan*

Lan Fan: What's this about?

Ling: *kisses every guy until they leave*

Lan Fan: M-My lord don't you know how stupid that was?!

Ling: At least they're better kissers than you.

Lan Fan: *runs away crying*

Alex: *places a hand on his shoulder* I'll go talk to her. *follows her*

Ling: F**k you Envy.