SenpaiRed

Me: Ok! So this time, a friend I know In real life asked me a question!

Akuma: I already read it for you~ >'w<

Me: =_=

Akuma: *makes kiss faces*

Me: AHEM. Anyways, So... Um...
I would want to be in a suuuuuuuuper strong relationship with Tord and go to an ice cream truck and eat ice cream
(if you know what I mean ;))))) But, Tord would end up enslaving me or something and torturing me to death soooooo
I would rather meet Gladion irl. HOWEVER, I love Tord more than the little muffin =w=

Akuma: Awwww how disgusting! ^~^

Ame: Can I read our question this time?

Akuma: No.

Ame: I was asking-

Me: Yeah, sure Ame. ^^

Ame: Ok!! So, SenpaiRed asks,
I dare you to pick a random stranger and.. Lick them and scream 'I claimed it'. Oh god.

Hoshi: No thanks! >\\\<

Me: Sorry Hoshi... You got too.

Yuki: *runs out from living room* EWWW YOU CREEP!!

Me: HEY DONT SAY THAT TO MY FRIEND!

Yuki: No!!! I mean Reddd! He fricking LICKED ME.

Redd: Does that count?

Me: .... No...

Ame: *stares at Redd in disgust*

Redd: K

Yuki: YOU DONT EVEN CARE THAT YOU HAVE TO LICK ANOTHER PERSON???

Redd: ...I have to do that all the time...

Yuki: What the heck.

Me: Where did Hoshi go...?

*hoshi screams from outside*
Hoshi: I CLAIMED ITTTTTTTTTTTT~~~

Hoshi: I have sinned.

Akuma: Good job! ^w^

Hoshi: ...

Redd: *comes back into the room covered in blood* Ok I licked em. :)

Ame: Woah.

Yuki: Be careful Ame... Redd's making you look like a wimp...

Redd: ;)

Yuki: Crap I meant to whisper that.

Me: Your getting blood on my carpet!!! Go get a shower!!

Redd: *walks into bathroom*

Akuma: *walks in the room with ice cream on her face*

Ame: *holds in laughter* What happened to you...???!!!

Akuma: I licked a kid.

Hoshi: *facepalm*

Yuki: What the fudge people??

Akuma: Actually its strawberry ice cream.

Ame: Punzzzz!!

Yuki: Ugh.

Me: Ame and Yuki still need to lick people...

Ame: ...

Yuki: ...

Ame: Fineeeee. *walks outside and licks person and yells I claimed it. Walks back inside* There.

Yuki: Did you lick a girl on purpose...?

Ame: No.

Yuki: Well, I'm late for... Uh... Sleep! Bye!!

Redd: *walks out of bathroom and picks up Yuki proceeding to take her outside and yells at her to lick someone*

Yuki: *runs back inside* WHYYY REDD I HATE YOUUUUUU.

Redd: No you don't. ;))

Hoshi: Please stop flirting.

Akuma: Go fuck eachother instead! ^^

Hoshi: *attacks Akuma* DONT CURSE CHILD.

Me: You shall be cleansed.

Ask more questions and dares in the comments!!