SKRainbow07 : Pretend to be China and say you want to become one with Russia on the phone.

South Korea: *Dials number and waits for someone to pickup*

Russia: Da?

South Korea: *China voice* Aiya, I want to join with Mother Russia....Aiya....

Russia: Join Mother Russia?

South Korea: Y-Yes....Aiya.....

Russia: Da! *hangs up*

South Korea: *heroic pose* I DID IT!