Ace: DARE FROM WildCatGirlMia!
Sylvia: WHHOOO~
Erica: What does it say?
Ace: Recreate the Three Little Pigs in our own way.
Ren: I call being the first little piggy!
Erica: I want the second!
Vapor: Can I be the third?
Streak: The man who carries the straw
Jolt: The one carrying the sticks
Ella: Mother Pig!
Unrcal: I'll be in charge of the props!
Gwen: the one carrying the bricks!
Liam: Big bad wolf
Ace: I'll be narrator
Sylvia: I'll be in charge of costumes
Mia: Background and others!
Mio: Stage Coordinator
Everyone reread Three Little Pigs and got to work (a lot of work goes into these plays! I was in a few and it took a while!)

Ace: We are ready for the play!
Mio: Places everyone!
Ace: *clears throat* Once upon time, there were three pigs that lived with their mother.
Sylvia: *finishes up the makeup*
Mio: *ushers them to stage*
Ella, Vapor, Erica, & Ren: *go on stage*
Mia: *pulls curtains open*
Ella: My dear children, I won't be around for much longer. Please, come inside and pack your things. Tomorrow you will leave.
Ace: And so, the three pigs with heavy hearts went inside and packed their things. The next day, their mother packed them lunch.
Ella: Goodbye my dear pigs. May the Lord watch over you and be kind, as He has done to me.
Vapor: Goodbye my dearest mother.
Erica: Goodbye mother.
Ren: We shall meet again.
Ace: And so they left. The first pig saw a man carrying straw.
Ren: Dear sir, do you mind giving me your straw, so I could build a house?
Streak: Of course dear pig.
Ace: The man gave the first pig the straw and he started to build himself a house. He was lazy and spent very little time on it. Meanwhile, the second pig and the third pig were still traveling. The second pig saw a man carrying sticks.
Erica: Dear sir, would you mind giving me your sticks? I would like to build myself a house out of them.
Jolt: Of course dear pig.
Ace: and so, the man gave the second pig the sticks and she set out to build herself a house. The second pig was also lazy and spent little time on it. Meanwhile, the third pig was still traveling and saw a woman with a cart full of bricks.
Vapor: Ma'am, would you mind giving me your bricks so I could build myself a house?
Gwen: Of course dear pig.
Ace: And so, the woman gave the third pig the bricks and she worked all day on it. It came out as a mighty house that could withstand the toughest of winds. The next day, a wolf came by the first pigs house.
Mia: *closes curtains*
Unrcal: *places straw house*
Mio: *gets Ren onstage*
Mia: *opens curtains*
Sylvia: *does final touches to Liam*
Mio: *pushes Liam on stage*
Ren: *sees the wolf and rushes inside*
Liam: Little little pig, let me come in~
Ren: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Liam: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
Ace: After saying those words, the wolf hugged and puffed the pigs house down.
Mia: *turns on giant fan*
Unrcal: *cries off stage* My work~
Erica: *also off stage* I helped with it!
Ace: Though the straw flying through the air, the first pig managed to escape, along with his lunch. He ate on the way to the second pigs house
Mia: *closes curtains*
Unrcal: *puts stick house*
Mio: *pushes Erica onstage*
Mia: *opens curtains*
Ren: Sister! We must go inside immediately! A wolf is on the way!
Erica: A wolf you say? Come inside and we shall be safe.
Ace: They both ran inside and wolf also knocked on their door.
Liam: Little pigs little pigs, let me come in~
Ren & Erica: Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins!
Liam: Then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow this house down.
Mia: *turns on the giant fan*
Unrcal: *off stage* NOT AGAIN!
Sylvia: You know the story how hush.
Ace: Again, also in the midst of her house blowing away, the second pig escaped with her lunch as well and they both ran as far as their little legs wound take them. And~...INTERMISSION!
Ren: YAY!
Erica: I'm hungry.
Ace: You two just ate.
Both: But we were in a hurry!
Ace: I'm going to get a cup of water. I've been talking all day. Take 10 everyone.

Ace: *sits on stool* And we're back.
Mio: *pushes Ren and Erica back on stage*
Unrcal: *puts brick house in*
Sylvia: *does final touches to makeup*
Mio: *gets Vapor on stage*
Ace: As the little pigs ran to the third pig's house, the wolf was on their tails.
Erica: *knocks on the door*
Vapor *opens door*
Ren: Dear sister, let us in. A wolf is on our tails!
Vapor: Come in come in! The wolf will never get into my house.
Ace: They both ran into the house, hoping that the wolf will never be able to get in.
Liam: *knocks on the door* Little pigs little pigs, let me come in~
Vapor, Ren, & Erica: Not by The hair hair of our chinny chin chins.
Liam: Then I'll huff-
Mia: *switches out the giants fan with a small and loud fan*
Liam: and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down.
Mia: *turns on fan*
Ace: The Wolf huffed and puffed, but wasn't able to blow down the house.
Liam: Curse you pigs. I'll get my revenge!
Ace: And so the wolf left, and years later, the wolf did take his revenge, but the pigs were ready.
Liam: Little pigs little pigs, let me come in~
Vapor: Okay Mr. Wolf, but find the way in~
Ace: The Wolf searched around the house, trying all the windows and the backdoor, but they were all locked.
Liam: Enough is enough little pigs. *climbs up a nearby tree to the roof* Tonight you would be my supper!
Erica: Oh no! He found the way in!
Vapor: Quick! Light he fire place and heat a pot of water!
Ace: They all acted quickly and when the wolf jumped down the chimney, the water was boiling. The wolf yelped in pain and climbed back up the chimney, never to be heard of again. The end.
Mia: *closes the curtains*
Mio: *gets everyone rounded up*
Mia: *opens curtains*
Ace: Thank you everyone for reading!
Mia: We hope you enjoyed it!
Mio: This took a lot of hard work. Here are some bloopers.-
Bloopers-
Erica: Dear sir, *sneezes over and over again* would you *sneezes*
Jolt: Are you okay?
Erica: Yeah.
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Liam: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.
Mia: *turns on fan*
Liam: Uhh...MIA?! Is the fan on?
Mia: It's not working!
Ren: *laughs*
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Liam: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
Mia: *turns on fan*
Brick house: *flies away*
Mia: *laughs* I forgot to switch out the fan!
Ace: REDO!
~~~
Unrcal: *painting brick house*
Ren: *sneezes very loudly*
Unrcal: GAH~! *paint goes everywhere on the cardboard* Aw man.
~~~
Erica: Dear sir, *starts sneezing again* would you- *sneezes*
Sylvia: Are you okay?
Unrcal: Is there something on stage that she's allergic to?
~~~
Mio: *pushes Liam off stage*
Liam: *knocks over a tree* Sorry!
~~~
Erica: Dear s-s- *sneezes* sir, will you, *sneezes violently*
Jolt: Seriously! Is there something on stage she's allergic to?
Unrcal: *holds up a paint can* Is it something in the paint?
Erica: *sneezes* ACHHOO~ ACHO~ AACCHHOOOO~
~~~
Vapor: *tries to close the door* What the?
Ren: * also starts tugging at the door* It's stuck!
Erica, Ren, & Vapor: *tug at doorknob*
Vapor: Ack! *falls to the wall and knocks the house over* Oops
~~~
Vapor: I've been feeling so small, watch the clock ticking off the wall, but tonight I'm letting it go, spend my coin for sure

I'm gonna be myself, or I could be someone else, no one's stopping me now, I'm gonna skip my breaks,
I'm gonna make mistakes, I just wanna feel alive

It's just what I do when I'm out so

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna drive a faster car, nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna take a trip to Mars nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me

Oh...

Look at those beautiful stars,I wanna drive a faster car

Lay my troubles to rest,blow the smoke through my cigarette, city lights looking fine, and know that this is my time now

I'm gonna be myself, or I could be someone else, no one's stopping me now, I'm gonna skip my breaks, I'm gonna make mistakes, I just wanna feel alive

It's just what I do when I'm out so

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna drive a faster car, nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna take a trip to Mars nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me

Oh...

Look at those beautiful stars, I wanna drive a faster car

I'm gonna be myself, I'm gonna be someone else,
I'm gonna be myself, I'm gonna be someone else, I'm gonna skip my breaks, I'm gonna make mistakes, I'm gonna skip my breaks, I'm gonna make mistakes,

I'm gonna be myself, I'm gonna be someone else, I'm gonna be myself, I'm gonna be someone else, I'm gonna skip my breaks, I'm gonna make mistakes, I'm gonna skip my breaks, I'm gonna make mistakes,

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna drive a faster car, nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me

Try not to hold me down, feel alive, when I'm in this town, look at those beautiful stars, I wanna take a trip to Mars nothing can break me, no, no, nothing can break me (great job if you know this song)
Streak: Nice job Vapor!
Vapor: Thanks!
Streak: But it isn't part of the script!
Vapor: aww...
~~~
Erica: *sneezes*
Unrcal: Is it this? *holds up tree nut*
Erica: *sneezes violently*
Unrcal: Yup! I'll take these *takes twigs from Jolt* and I'll make a new batch *leaves*
~~~
Ace: Once upon a mine... mine?
Everyone except Ace: *laughs*
Everyone: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (From finding Nemo)
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Ace: And go. And go?
Everyone: YAY~ break time!
Ace: That's not what I meant!
~~~
Liam: *climbing on the wall* *starts slipping* Uh oh. *falls back into pots* Ow
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Ace: TAKE 3 of when Liam is trying to blow down the third pigs house!
Liam: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!
Mia: *turns on the fan.*
Liam: Mia, is the fan even on?
Mia: It is!
Liam: Is it loud?
Mia: No
~~~
Sylvia: Okay, how to put your ears as pig ears. *looks at Ren and Erica* You two are easy. *looks at Vapor* You are going to be very hard to do.
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Sylvia: *fold down Ren's ear* Here we go.
Ren: *ear flips up and hits Sylvia in the nose*
Sylvia: OOWWW~
~~~
Ace: And...Unrcal to the stage! Unrcal to the stage!
Unrcal: Yeah?
Ace: Have you finished the props yet?
Unrcal: No.
Ace: Then what were you doing?
Unrcal: Sleeping.
~~~
Ace: We're almost down with the play guys!
Erica: *falls asleep on set*
Ace: Now We're going to have to do it over again!
~~~
Ace: Those were the bloopers
Erica: Apparently, I'm allergic to tree nuts, which is what were in the TWIGS!
Unrcal: I didn't know!
Sylvia: Ask or dare us!
Ace: And until next time-
Everyone: BYE~
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