Arandomperson519: Freddy! Is it true that Chica drunk-banged Fred once?

Dan: Wait, what? I'm just learning about this?! Mel! How do you know about this?!

Bonnie: What? *reads comment* Oh... This is... odd.

Dan: Bon didn't know?! Mel!

Chica: *pokes head into office* We just got the twins sleeping. What's up with all the yelling?

Dan: Chi! We need you, Freddy, and Fred.

Chica: Okay...? *walks off to find Fred before waking up Freddy*

Dan: I'm sorta excited, sorta nervous...

Chica, Freddy, & Fred: *walk into office*

Freddy: What's so important I had to be woken up?

Dan: Mel wanted to know if it was true that Chica drunk-banged Fred once?

Freddy: What?!

Chica: I have no recollection of this, whatsoever.

Fred: *awkwardly silent* I'm gay!

*awkward silence ensues*