Really? Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Disgusting. *Changes into Roy* might as well get something out of this. *Calls Riza and Edward and Alphonse* *clears throat* Lieutenant, Fullmetal, I have something I need to confess.

Ed: What is it, Colonel?

I love Alphonse! *Grabs Al and kisses him deeply*

Ed: What?!

Riza: Colonel?!

*Breaks kiss* now you know. I'm gay for Alphonse.

Ed+Riza+Al: *jaws drop*

*Walks off and changes back to normal and laughs* you never said I had to kiss Al as myself~ *smirks*