Well well well~ What have we here~? I certainly will enjoy this one~ *smirks and changes into Riza* How do I look? Hot~? Maybe not as hot as I usually look, but I'm sure I still look good~ Now then. Onto the dare. *Walks off*

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Colonel! *Stumbles in with a knife in back* C-Colonel!

Roy: Lieutenant?!

*Coughs up fake blood* I-I was attacked!

Roy: By who?! *Rushes over to him and helps him sit down*

I...It was...Colonel...I think I'm...dying...

Roy: You can't die on me!! Someone help!!! Lieutenant Hawkeye is wounded!!!

*Coughs and looks at him weakly* Colonel...it was...Elric...

Roy: Fullmetal did this?!

N-No...th-the y-younger one...

Roy: Alphonse?!

*Nods weakly* C-Colonel...avenge me... *Dies*

Roy: NOOOOOOO!!!!

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*Back to normal and bursts out laughing* That was incredible!! *Laughs harder* He bought it! Hook, line, and sinker! He left to go avenge me! HA!!! What a fool!!