H: Quick clarification. For those of you who don't know, Cheerwine is a cherry soda that is made and distributed only in the state of North Carolina. It is called cheerwine for having the color of wine and being cherry flavored. If you ever come to NC, try some, it's my favorite soda. Okay, on to the dare!

I've got everything all set up for us! You're sitting there and I sit here.

H: Prepare to lose, palm tree~

Winry: Okay. Ready. Set. GO!!!

H+Envy: *start eating the cake and drinking the cheerwine*

Ed: What's going on? Winry?

Winry: They got a dare and asked me to referee.

*Eats like crazy*

H: *gets halfway through the cake and whimpers* nope, can't do this. I feel like I'ma puke.

HA!!! That means I win!!!

H: You're as bad as Gluttony, you pig.

*Smirks* At least I finished all my cheerwine and all the cake.

H: Whatever. You can have the victory this time, pig.

Undefeated champion!!!!!