Ooh~ Well I have just the thing~ *leaves then comes back with Lan Fan tied up* what have we here?

Lan Fan: Let me go!

Hey, prince! Get your ass in here!!

Ling: Me? What's going on?

*Forcefully kisses Lan Fan and makes out with her*

Ling: ENVY?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

*Breaks kiss* she's mine now~ *knocks Lan Fan out*

Ling: LAN FAN!!! Envy, I'll kill you!!

Wow, someone can't take a joke. Buh bye~ *leaves*