I guess killing a cat is the best I can do right now. *Sighs and changes into Alphonse and grabs a knife and hides it* *walks off* Brother!

Ed: Hey Al. *Smiles*

Look what I got! *Holds up a cat* isn't he just adorable?!

Ed: *sighs* we can't keep him.

I know! But I think he'll be even cuter if his blood is pouring out of him! *Laughs darkly and takes out knife*

Ed: Wait...what?

*Laughs and starts stabbing the poor kitty and cuts him open*

Ed: Al?! What are you doing?! That's not what I meant when I said we couldn't keep it!!!

*Finishes and drops the cat's lifeless body* *smiles innocently and cutely at Ed* There we go! Anyway, I gotta go. Bye, brother! *Runs off*

Ed: AL?! HEY AL!!

...

Lost him. *Sighs and changes back to normal* he chased me for a while. Whatever. That was fun at least *laughs*